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Everything posted by CorkscrewMcPuke

  1. There is never a dull post from you, Shaggy. This ride has always been a bit shrouded by mystery to me, including its alleged storage at Sunway Lagoon in Malaysia after Wonderland Sydney closed its doors. I want to believe that it still exists disassembled to this day, although I am almost certain it was likely scrapped in the late 2000s.
  2. Here's a hot take. What if CF built an expansive, high-capacity 50s themed go-kart track on the old Vortex plot? Thunder Alley has been gone for ten years now, so the park has been missing an attraction of that nature.
  3. Best tactic I can think of is to camp out in a dark corner of the room in the Boo Blasters queue.
  4. I doubt you'll see it on a coaster for safety reasons. Boo Blasters and Action Theater are exactly what I was thinking. I could easily see the prior returning its former glory as a modernized Phantom Theater.
  5. As I've mentioned in previous threads, I feel that VR technology will play a major role in certain attractions within the park by the end of the 2020s. This will make updates to the ride experience extremely easy to implement.
  6. I'm having a hard time processing that 2005 will soon be 20 years ago.
  7. I do, as a matter of fact: 1. Coney Mall 2. The gaping hole in my heart that Vortex used to occupy
  8. Holy necro bump! I did not expect to see a thread about bare feet tonight on here. Woowee!
  9. I am perhaps a bit biased, but that's the whole point of threads like this. 1. Vortex 2. Beast 3. Adventure Express 4. Flight of Fear 5. The Bat 6. Mystic Timbers 7. Son of Beast 8. Orion 9. Diamondback 10. The Racer 11. Banshee 12. Firehawk 13. King Cobra 14. Woodstock Express 15. Actual Dog Excrement (with trim brakes) 16. Backlot Stunt Coaster 17. Invertigo 18. Flying Arial Chase 19. Ghoster Coaster
  10. Words cannot 'Express' how perfect this concept is. I didn't exactly weep over the death of Slingshot either.
  11. This is exactly why I'll never understand the appeal to ghost hunting drivel. It always leaves a pit in my stomach when real people who died horribly are sensationalized when the cold reality is that they simply had their lives taken from them due to various reasons.
  12. That was me. I also pushed your car key through the ring so that it would be nearly impossible to get loose when you left the park. Sorry, not sorry.
  13. This would, no joke, bum me out as much as The Vortex station. Although, it seems the most likely thing.
  14. As the days start to grow colder, I begin to ask myself one thing: 'Would Blue Ice Cream coffee creamer work?'
  15. Don't they sell bags at the park bigger than this?
  16. Come on, Cedar Fair. It's time for something bold.
  17. I do recall finding the Backwards Racer to be an overall frightening and disorienting experience myself. Getting tossed around is fun, but not when you can't see at all where you're going.
  18. Let us agree to disagree. It's certainly no Flight of Fear, but the cemetery certainly adds to the appeal the ride has.
  19. Just strap some rockets to the back and call it a day.
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