User has not:
* configured his 'About Me' page (an oxymoron, which he loves, as compared to oxy morons, which he does not), and, knowing him, is very unlikely ever to do so.
* added a signature to his account, nor is he likely ever so to do.
He also consistently uses no avatars (though he does know Avatar, but that's another story for another place and time).
And yet, for some nebulous reason, perhaps unfathomable, we let him stay anyway.
At least so far.