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Thrill_Biscuit last won the day on December 28 2016

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About Thrill_Biscuit

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    Symmes Township, Ohio
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    Music, Amusement Parks, My Girlfriend, Tammy, Art, Video Production and Travel

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  1. When you move into Island Club because it has a view of the park, and you start designing your dining room accordingly... The tower decal I got at Menard's. I'm having photos of Banshee and Diamondback from last season blown up into box-canvas paintings at FedEx Office, and I'm going to hang them on either side of the mirror. We also have candles whose fragrances are like those in the park during the summer. When family comes over this season, I want them to feel the excitement of being near the park the night before. Still a work in progress, but a dream-come-true. Yeah, big fan here.
  2. Had to read through the whole thread just to make sure we didn't need to break out The Vortex song! The "smiling face" of Vortex has become such an inseparable part of the Kings Island landscape, removing it would have the same effect, at least for me, of removing the Eiffel Tower. To the novice eye, it has a timeless look to it. Perennial need-of-paint-job aside, the ride never seems to look 'dated.' I enjoyed it many times last season, mostly because I've learned when to "brace." To another 30 years!
  3. Really taking shape. It will take some getting used to for me, to see all that wonderful coastery-ness while looking in that direction from the tower.
  4. The danger is everywhere. This happens because predators are sharply "skilled" at what they do, and they apparently possess a sick passion for their crime that overrides any fear of capture or punishment. They're masters of deception, and are generally convinced (or will try to convince you), after they're caught, that they are "doing nothing wrong." This is what we face in the struggle to protect our kids.
  5. I wonder if this means that licensing costs will go up, "Spongebobbing" the character set from the streets of KI... What's next? Mike Judge enterprises? Hank Hill's Propane Parade anyone? Beavis & Butthead Do Action Zone? Bill Lumbergh walking around, greeting guests and reminding them about park policies?
  6. Good resource for helping protect you and your family from becoming victims: https://www.fbi.gov/resources/parents http://www.missingkids.com/home The danger is much more widespread than we think. Be alert.
  7. I regret never having seen the Ed Alonzo magic show. I regret missing the Brady reunion in May of 2013. I regret never having ridden King Cobra. Finally, I regret selling/giving away all my Kings Island souvenirs many, many years ago.
  8. As it's known on here, I love the water cannons at WWC. Never gets old. I also love the Cirque shows.
  9. Move Dinosaurs Alive to the Kings Island Miami Valley Railroad and blend the experience.
  10. I might just give Cedar Point a go sometime in the coming season.
  11. I am the local expert in Thrill Biscuitry.

  12. Best: 1. Cirque Shows 2. Whitewater Canyon Cannons 3. Music on WindSeeker 4. Off The Charts 5. View from Eiffel Tower at night Worst: 1. Mall music on International Street (except during Christmas in July) 2. Getting bugsnakt on any ride or coaster (I know, extra protein, but eww)... 3. Fountain Lights not working... plain ugly 4. Bat queue odyssey of concrete 5. The impossible, unwinnable 3-point challenge. C'mon, man!
  13. WBIR reporting that Ober Gatlinburg survived the wildfire, and was not destroyed as reported initially. All wildlife there reportedly okay.
  14. Ugh... do I have to write another song?