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Admiral Ackbar

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  1. I am an ACEr!!!! And um - the Screechin' Eagle trains are Gerstlauer...
  2. How come nobody ever tells me anything? All I ever get is the generic "I know whats wrong but can't tell you response"... Yes I also heard that rumor about The Racer train on SOB. Its a rumor that has been circulating around ACE...
  3. And no - that sentence doesn't make a lick of sense, dumbass. Lets have a basic grammar lesson - ADMIRAL ACKBAR STYLE. OK Dumbasses - may I have your attention please. Today we will learn how to inquire where one may purchase discounted tickets to Fear Fest. Are you ready? The first step is to ask the forum if anybody is aware of such a place. This can be achieved with a "Does anybody know?" question. Go ahead and try it! It takes some practice, but I am confident you can do it! The second step is to complete the question. "Does anybody know?" Is a valid sentence. It has a subject and a predicate. The subject is "anybody" and the predicate is "know". The way you can tell if a question form sentence makes sense is to turn it into a statement. Does anybody know? Anybody does know. Now we must decide what we are asking the forum. The question in question regards discounted tickets to Fear Fest. Now the correct form is DISCOUNTED TICKETS not DISCOUNT TICKETS. Discount tickets would assume they are tickets, which upon surrender, entitle you to some sort of a discount. On the other hand, discounted tickets will be tickets which are offered at a reduced rate. Tickets to fearfest could be better written as FearFest Tickets... Our next order of business is to deal with some of the kooky wording in your sentence. "Where is selling" is not correct at all. That is just bad. Bad grammar like this makes English Teachers and Ministers cry. You make me cry. Once again - here is your original, and incorrect sentence. Does anyone know where is selling discount tickets to Fear Fest? The correct form of the sentence would be written as follows. Can anybody tell me from where I may purchase discounted FearFest tickets? As can clearly be seen by any intelligent person, thus any member of this site excluding yourself, the correct sentence does not match your sentence. Alas, your sentence is wrong, furthermore proving that you are indeed, a dumbass. Now don't get me wrong. We were able to understand what you were saying. Our reading comprehension skills far exceed your writing ability. Unfortunately, your reading comprehension skills, or lack there of, have resulted in your miscomprehension of our answer, and have led to you making a fool out of yourself. I hope you think long and hard about this. This is not only a lesson in elementary grammar, but a lesson in life. You may be a dumbass, but people are willing to help you out. Just make sure you let us know that we need to write very clearly, and when speaking to someone, be sure to let them know that they must speak slowly. It's alright. It's nothing to be ashamed of. We all have our shortcomings. Intelligence is obviously yours. That being said... j00s b33n pwnt by t3h 4dm1r4lz LOL
  4. You're a dumbass - you know that? Two people told you to go to Blockbuster dumbass. Then someone else told you to go to Kroger. I don't think that is a reading comprehension problem - that's just a total oversight on your stupid part. You have no right to come on here and insult us when you are the one with your head up your ass. And don't take out your shortcomings on us - the PKI Central community. Were not the ones with the chode. So - to sum it up, you suck at life. So go do your mom, or your best friend or yourself or something. If I ever see you in person, I will take my fanny pack off and flog you with it. And with my digital camera in there, it would leave some nasty welts... Then I would tie it around your neck, and tighten the strap, and hang you from the stalactites on Tomb Raider. I would get away with it cause your dead body would blend in with the theming of lost expeditions...
  5. Wow this thread makes me hungry! I think I will eat some Italian Food!
  6. Nice pictures. I can't wait to go in and try some of these!
  7. Vekoma owning B&M? Boy you sure are an idiot... Have you actually ever BEEN on a B&M?
  8. How cheap will they be? It seems toward the end of the year they were like 30 bucks at the end of the season.
  9. Do you really think it is worth going out to ride it? Sure if you're a n00b you might think so. But it is just a near Talon clone. And Talon isn't anything to write home about...
  10. You won't catch me. I always take POVs - and I always get away with it. I once took a photograph of The Vortex lift hill camera...
  11. I will be one of the people in the front. OMG were LAUNCHING! ZERO TO FIFTY FOUR IN FOUR SECONDS! AAAH INTO THE COBRA ROLL! NOW THE SIDEWINDER! ... And so on... And it doesn't take talent, just a hot bod like mine - the typical ACEr physique! Boy I can't wait for the lunch!
  12. X Car trains? I hope to hell you're joking. And yeah they are POS trains...
  13. Millenium Force isn't too bad... My favorite steel that I have been on has to be Expedition Ge Force. I really want to go on the High Roller at Stratosphere tower though... It might not be anything major as far as coasters go - but the fact it is a thousand feet up has got to add to it! Favorite PKI Steel is probably Top Gun.
  14. That's my brother you're talking about there!!!!!
  15. Yeah looks good. I would say something else but even I have my limits...
  16. Indeed - Tower of Terror is one helluva ride... Best drop on a coaster I have been on has got to be Beast. You can't beat it. Its so cool knowing you should be moving faster but you're not. Then you have that fake rock wall at the bottom! Sweetness!
  17. Man... I just watched the simulation again. Voyage is going to have KILLER AIRTIME! It is going to be great! Even better than Raven and Shivering Timbers!
  18. I found this one online. Why did they put Orleans Place and Hurricane Harbor so far apart?
  19. They should paint them all white... Yay for double posting! SF could save some money and just relocate all the SFAW rides to other SF parks instead of buying those other SF parks new rides... Same with the rides at Six Flags Under Lake Ponchartrain...
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