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  1. Marathon ads. Fueling the American spirit.
  2. JAHill

    Kentucky Kingdom

    Statement from the park. Putting on a public, televised news conference can do wonders.
  3. JAHill

    Kentucky Kingdom

    This park is a soap opera, and there's a new episode every year.
  4. 513-754-5700. Also that sign is no longer in the MT station and I would not at all be surprised if it is because of that post.
  5. JAHill

    Kentucky Kingdom

    Planet Coaster. Seriously?
  6. https://cincyshirts.com/products/need-for-speed?variant=15381195030585 Amazing.
  7. I think it's very likely that this will be a slightly re-skinned Ghost Town Alive from Knott's. https://www.knotts.com/explore/ghost-town-alive There's certainly a pre-existing Frontiertown lore with multiple characters to work with.
  8. Friendly reminder: Kings Dominion, a pretty comparable park to ours, went 8 years without a new coaster prior to this year. 8 years. It could be a lot worse.
  9. These cars will bump a lot more than the ones on that ride, though.
  10. Best addition of the last 10 years. Taste those salty enthusiast tears.
  11. JAHill

    Just for fun: FINAL 2019 announcement predictions

    2019 Coney Mall Refurb: Racer: Racer Repainted, new lift signs. Lighting package. Station and queue refresh (with historical queue signage). Extensive retrack (possibly by RMC, though I'm iffy on that). New trains. One side runs backwards again. General: Repainted buildings. New 70s-themed signage. Area-specific loop. Mix of classic rock and carnival music. New Additions: Antique cars in former Tower Gardens (or Action Theater / Dinos) spot.
  12. My actual, non-cheeky guess: Repainted Racer, new light package, station and queue refurb (with historical queue signage), extensive retrack (possibly by RMC), new trains, and one side runs backwards again.
  13. This is exactly the opposite of what CF wants. They want you as close to your wallet as you can be at all times.
  14. So hear me out. I think I’m onto something. If you’re a seasoned KI visitor, you might know that Mystic Timbers features a strange poster at the greeter booth, station, and on a locker in the shed. It’s of this character named Yard Boss Campbell who works in Wood Shed 2. I’m not sure if this is an extension of the lore of the ride or not, but I think it’s safe to assume as much. Either way, I happened to find a high-res version of this poster, and I think there’s some interesting stuff in it that might help lead us to more clues. If you zoom in to Yard Boss Campbell’s Miami River Lumber Co. Hoodie, you’ll see a hidden pieces of text. It’s pretty blurry, but with some Photoshop work, I was able to make out the phrase “Check Wood Shed 2”. You can also see “9:59 PM" If you’re familiar with the queue, the first queue-house is labeled Wood Shed 2. It features a backpack and a walkie-talkie that will occasionally make noise. Just the other week at 9:59 PM, I made my way into the Wood Shed 2 part of the Timbers queue to take a peek. I’m not sure how anyone has missed this so far (probably because the fireworks start just a minute after the fact, sneaky KI), but at 9:59PM every night, the walkie talkie says 1 specific line: “Call Coriell’s. Ask for Outpost 5.” Crazy stuff. It turns out Coriell's is a clothing company that must have created the outerwear for the Miami River Lumber Company, and is based in Idaho (The same state as RMC!) I called Coriell's HQ and was met with a kind woman’s voice, asking me if I had any questions about their apparel. I kindly asked about Outpost 5. There was silence at the other end of the line. 10 seconds. 15 seconds. 30 seconds. Then a different voice came on the line, this time a gruff sounding old man. He asked me for the password. I scrambled, as this was an unexpected turn of events. There was no such information provided on the Yard Boss Campbell poster as far as I could tell, so I instead just came up with the first Mystic Timbers-related word I could think of. “Shed.” The man’s tone suddenly changed from gruff and staunch to warm and inviting, perhaps even relieved. What he said next will stick with me forever. “The Son will return. But there’s more for you to discover first.” I’m convinced these Yard Boss Campbell signs are meant to act as teasers for a new KI attraction. Probably worth looking into more.