Existential

I'm not talking...and I don't know crap mang. GCI or RMC I'm happy...perfect manufacturers for that side of the park.

I'm not religious btw. Sorry if I offended non-relgious peeps.

Maverick is my fave...and does RMC come close?... god yes!

After riding Storm Chaser...i hope to god that KI is getting one. Much deserved and incredible. Crossing fingers. Crossing fingers.

Just made it back home. If someone finds my Nicorette I lost on Lightening Run...please enjoy and quit smoking like I'm trying.

Can't say enough about this park. A dark ride and another quality coaster makes it really good. I'm still in awe over Storm Chaser. I really hope KI gets an RMC. It's not Maverick...but darn tootin' close enough. Really clean place too...[cough** aside from the people of lighter skin trash...**cough.]. Had a great time and recommend people from out of state to hit the park if given the chance. I also recommend people to stop at the Gaylord Opryland Convention Center if able. It's a Marriott with freakin' awesome atriums under a dome that is like 8 city blocks. Amazing. You get lost in the place the first couple hours.

Really wanted to ride Tin Lizzie's but the line was ridiculous when I went back in the afternoon. Angry Birds made me terribly nauseous because I was in the front row. Had the sweats and everything. The whole thing was just nonstop rumbling. Families seemed to dig it...but the front row is terrible. Well worth the out of town special. One more awesome coaster...and this place has a mark. This was added after Terps post. But I had a very fun day there. My girlfriend too...who is not an enthusiast like some of us. Nice park Kentuckians... I hope it lasts. You are lucky. I wish Columbus could get a park. Poop. Last edit. We have a park with zoomboozi bay or whatever...trust me I love the Sea Dragon...but the dry rides suck so bad. Water park may be cool...too old to know. There is no place for old dudes at water parks. The dry rides suuuccckkk. Cmon Jack! Get him in check Terp! He's too busy doing the late night circuit man.

I was there today too. Got there at open. Rode lightening Run twice, Thunder Run and T3 once and Storm Chaser four times. The back of Storm Chaser is freaking incredible. Got an awesome ride on Prof Johns right before the slight sprinkle when the wind was blowing good. Had a Fat Tire at Casa Mia's that was ice cold and perfect at around 1:30. I lost my Nicorette lozenges on Lightening Run in slow motion, super clownstick fashion that had me fumbling for them in super slow motion after that first ejector air hill. I laughed because it looked so dumb...but it was the only time all day I forgot to hold them in my hand. Load times and dispatches were terrible at every ride here...but the lines were short and even when busy...only a three or four train wait.

Looks like a ski lift to me anymore. Ski lifts are making a comeback. Sky ride, cmon...who calls it that?

Heyzues man...are those pics from the next Tron movie?

I want a woodie. So there.

Cmon duder. That's almost troll material...but I think you're serious.

Lost my jorts on the last turn man. I'm from Florida with a 70s mustachio...you can dig me. It's far out. Just trying to cruise a waterslide man.

I only like to ride waterslides naked. THUS, I don't get to many water parks. You people and your complaints.

Out with the trash with you Sonny. [i'm with you Magenta...i was being dramatic for drama sake. Gotta over indulge with the funniest Terp story of last year? Two years ago? The brains going...]

You should come up on the fifth and get kicked out again Terp. Just like old times...

You going on the 5th? Maybe I will dribble my basketballs around you...say hi and wear a KI Central shirt so I know it's you. I'm kidding. Since sometimes you have to say that here.

Going on the Sunday. Hope I don't get clownstick'd. Looking forward to it. What's the go to move there? Most importantly...where are all the basketball games? I want like three basketballs the first hour. Need to hold up the coasters by stowing my basketballs all day.

Six degrees of Kevin Bacon event at KI. Love those Canucks. Got it covered Terp. Sorry. It's sometimes hard to navigate the interbutts... I'm a live leaker and 4channer and everything blasphemous. It's hard to switch back and forth some times. Nice and not nice.

I want a B&M coasterless model this time...

It's cool guys. Gigas are the shizzlenit. I am speaking for KI Central where there are three within a days reach. They are cool. So very cool. I just don't see where it's of the utmost importance in Columbus or Mason. I'm sure Cedar Fair sees things much differently. I would welcome a Giga. Just don't won't one yet. I'll dance the hippie dance if KI gets one...

I used to love Blue Streak, at night in the early eighties. Last ride of the night as the park closed and half asleep as a kid. It still is a great coaster... But The Beast at night? Got me into coasters back then as a kid, and forever more. I am so hoping this is a wood roller coaster. Gigas are plentiful and close to home...they offer a similar experience ( not exact, but a limited similar experience). A Giga makes me excited...a new wooden coaster makes me ecstatic.

Wise quote. To follow up...i took my now girlfriend to a Phish concert when we first were dating. I'm still a fan...but she hates them. Didn't always at first though... She had her foot peed on while in Burgettestown during the second set. You think I ever heard a good thing about one of my favorite bands since that day? Gotta listen to them in the car for the most part anymore...otherwise I get the foot pee story every darn time their on. Man.

Or...two swift kicks to the back of old dudes knees would have allowed that kid to see the parade. Just do it before security can see. Play dumb after that. Tell them he just fell all of a sudden. Who knows what happened? You were watching the parade man. Somehow I think your opinion is the better option however...