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As long as they're not driving. :rolleyes:

I got some good ones today.

In line for Reptar:

Guest: "Where's the other ride like this?"

Me: "Do you mean Flight Deck or Firehawk?"

Guest: "Whaaaaaaat?"

I can see Flight Deck, but Firehawk? I think he means Invertigo.

In Action Theater exit area (Spongebob was running in 2D today)

Guest: "Well, they're just getting lazy. First, they don't run both sides of The Raceway. Now, they won't show Spongepants in 3D! I hate Six Flags!"

The Raceway? Spongepants? SIX FLAGS? Wow, if this guy is not a KIC member trying to be funny, then he is really confused.

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A case of an employee saying the darnest thing... Around 1pm, on a rather busy day, a deer was running through the park, close to where Diamondback is now. A security officer happened to see this, ke

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Lady standing under the Diamondback sign: What's that new one called? The umm Diamond.. Diamond..

Lady's friend: Diamondsnake!

Its amazing to me how many people can't read signs. :rolleyes:

i hear ya, i work at a gas station and i sometimes like to run off the other register, and no-one knows its there till i saw something{granted there is a lane closed sign & smaller next lane sign at eye level}

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today while waiting for a train, these three guys behind me kept bumping into me while talking to one another:

guy with a lisp: db only goes 64mph and racer does 32 at top speed.

guy with redneck accent: thats just ttooo d@mn fast they should slow it down.

guy with danny devito voice: shut up and get on the train.

other two: yes pa.

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While in line for Diamondback last weekend.

Colored boy runs up to the end of the single rider line.....Yells out to someone ahead he knows "It dont go fast its not 3 minutes its 30 seconds.

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While in line for Diamondback last weekend.

Colored boy runs up to the end of the single rider line.....Yells out to someone ahead he knows "It dont go fast its not 3 minutes its 30 seconds.

sounds like hes all sorts of confused...

... like a sign i saw that says "open 24/7-361" to me that sounds like a fun ride on a merry-go-square, or about as usefull as a 50 foot cordless extension cord.

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While in line for Diamondback last weekend.

Colored boy runs up to the end of the single rider line.....Yells out to someone ahead he knows "It dont go fast its not 3 minutes its 30 seconds.

No offense but there is no need to call them colored. You could've left that out and no one would've noticed... :blink:

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On opening day I heard someone blowing a whistle on The Racer and Adventure Express.

I'm not sure what's up with whistles on coasters. Someone had one on Joker's Jinx last time I was at Six Flags America.

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While in line for Diamondback last weekend.

Colored boy runs up to the end of the single rider line.....Yells out to someone ahead he knows "It dont go fast its not 3 minutes its 30 seconds.

thats funyy, but i just want to know, y did you have to say "a colored boy". Just say a boy or a kid.

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this mornin i was at entry for parking before they opened and this van next to me had a person get out and ask me if the accept debit cards to park i told them honestly i didnt know, they were four bucks short and asked if they could borrow till they got in the park. i gave it to them, they asked my name and i told them and in return the farther said "we are the griszwalds!" i couldn't help but laugh and he then chuckled and said his name was clark, they made me laugh so hard i decided to let them have that measly four bucks. i probably wouldve spent it in the arcade.

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The other day in line for Diamondback the guy standing next to me points to the inverted turn at the end of the ride:

guy: "I heard that 5 people have already fallen out of their seats on that turn"

kid he was with: "AHHH! I dont want to go on it now!( gets teary eyed)"

hahahahaha

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this mornin i was at entry for parking before they opened and this van next to me had a person get out and ask me if the accept debit cards to park i told them honestly i didnt know, they were four bucks short and asked if they could borrow till they got in the park. i gave it to them, they asked my name and i told them and in return the farther said "we are the griszwalds!" i couldn't help but laugh and he then chuckled and said his name was clark, they made me laugh so hard i decided to let them have that measly four bucks. i probably wouldve spent it in the arcade.

Sorry if this sounds dumb but were they being serious ?

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Today while in line for Red Racer, a man was talking to a lady who hadn't been to the park in a while. He said that when Son of Beast reopened (I guess after the accident in 2006 and opening in 2007) it had a three hour wait and it was like a 20 second ride :lol: .

Also, a kid (probably 12) was talking to someone and he said you drop 30 stories while riding Diamondback B).

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The other day in line for Diamondback the guy standing next to me points to the inverted turn at the end of the ride:

guy: "I heard that 5 people have already fallen out of their seats on that turn"

kid he was with: "AHHH! I dont want to go on it now!( gets teary eyed)"

hahahahaha

I would have looked at him like... Are you serious?

:lol::P

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At the guess your age, weight, or birthday game, a man wearing a gray (formerly white) tank top with a mullet steps up and asks the little girl operating the game to guess his birthday within three months. After she does so and he loses, he reaches into his pocket, pulls out another five dollars and says, "Bet you can't do that again!!"....LOL!!!!!

That one's made up, BTW!

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I hope not, because if so in the Parks eyes that is Stealing, which would issue a quick "Theres the Door" to the employee who did that....

Cobra who remebers how strict KI's Rules were for Workers.

I have seen it happen many times but I dont think it's that bad. It's probably only a dollar gift and there paying five dollars to play the game.

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but KI is a bussiness, sure you don't think its right, but KI needs all the "dollar gift" income it can get, now maybe to a small child, with Supervisor premission is another thing, but it is stealing, because the guest did nothing to win the prize. other than paying to play the game, knowing that you can win or loose.

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The birthday is practically a 50% chance.

Does anyone know how they decide?

If your birthday is June, does it count if they guess September? That's three months away.

Is it:

March, April, May, June, July, August, September

or if its:

April, May, June, July, August

that cause you to loose?

I'm pretty sure as in a casino the odds would be in favor of the house. In that case you have a 58% chance of loosing.

Has anyone seen the parks where they have the same kind of games however for an even higher cost to pay, the person can attempt to guess your middle name, after you provide them with the first letter? I know they used to have it at Carowinds. Pretty ridiculous really. Is there really any point? I guess some people will pay any price to "win." Do you really win though? Or were you just con-ed by the park? Of course I suppose you could say that about any game.

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Yes but I think parks know that even if the guest cheated by saying they're birthday was diffrent, they still got the what? 5 dollars? that way no matter who plays they are going to get money out of it...and it's more appealing to people thinking Oh, I can win....they can't guess my wheight, or my age, or my birthday bwahahahha. lol

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The other day in line for Diamondback the guy standing next to me points to the inverted turn at the end of the ride:

guy: "I heard that 5 people have already fallen out of their seats on that turn"

kid he was with: "AHHH! I dont want to go on it now!( gets teary eyed)"

hahahahaha

I would have looked at him like... Are you serious?

:lol::P

I know! i did! I seriously asked him if he was! he was dead serious.

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At Flight of Fear:

"Come on, let's go ride Flight of Fantasy!"

"The Scary Flight is over there!"

(in the exit area) "THAT WASN'T ANYTHING LIKE SPACE MOUNTAIN!!!"

(referring to the new spiel) "That was the worst fake accent I've ever heard."

At The Crypt:

Woman (standing RIGHT NEXT TO where the door used to be, where you can CLEARLY SEE the ride!): "Is this a rollercoaster?"

Me: "Um... no."

"This is like that Tomb Raider thing they used to have!"

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Yes but I think parks know that even if the guest cheated by saying they're birthday was diffrent, they still got the what? 5 dollars? that way no matter who plays they are going to get money out of it...and it's more appealing to people thinking Oh, I can win....they can't guess my wheight, or my age, or my birthday bwahahahha. lol

You have to write your birthday down on a piece of paper prior to the guess. The guest is not capable of cheating. Sure they could write that their birthday is in February when its really in October but it isn't going to change their odds of winning or loosing.

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