Creed Bratton 14505 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 I've heard this at Cedar Point: "Enjoy your ride on The Maverick." Not just GP 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Interpreter 82068 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 And SOB's announcement: "Welcome to The Son of Beast..." 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stashua123 10213 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 "I felt so unsafe on The Beast, like after that first drop, every part of the ride felt like it was going to break apart! I am not doing that again" "Does the Diamondback go upside down?" 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
PKI96 215 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 "Don't ever trust the KI ap for ride wait times! Ever!" -Out Limits line employee, very enthusiastically. Maybe that was a rookie mistake on my part, but after a brief shower, the ap said there was no line and there was already a 20 minute line. Not much I know, but still. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
CoasterOhio 4810 Posted June 7, 2016 Share Posted June 7, 2016 How I feel guests usually are. (Specifically when driving after the park closes) 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KIghostguy 2998 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 "They have to rebuild The Vortex every year because it's built on a mud slide and slides down every year!" 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
benny1388 925 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 "Don't ever trust the KI ap for ride wait times! Ever!" -Out Limits line employee, very enthusiastically. Maybe that was a rookie mistake on my part, but after a brief shower, the ap said there was no line and there was already a 20 minute line. Not much I know, but still. Yeah, I took my phone into the park with me when they added ride times. It was so inaccurate that I now leave my phone in the car. "Drop Tower wait is 15min? LET'S GO!"....90min later we're getting off the ride. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
matt112986 881 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 It can be really inaccurate but there has been times where it hit the nail on the head. I wish it updated more often as that's what causes a lot of the inaccuracies. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Magenta Lizard 18783 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I still use my feet and eyes to determine wait times. Very occasionally I will look on the app to see if a ride across the park is temporarily closed, if I think about it. I know that wait times can vary widely fairly quickly, due to fluctuations of the crowds. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stashua123 10213 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 "I know some people have actually passed out from the thrill and exihilration of the launch on Thunderbird, its happened before!" -A very nice The Legend ride attendant! (Calling Thoe124 about the other one!!!! ) 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
aandjgoods 368 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 A certain employee at the park who was in a disagreement with me, "it's a giga, Don confirmed it..." Okay 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
BavarianBeatle 668 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 This week at a shop at Cedar Point in front of the retro tees: Guest 1: What is Jumbo Jet? Guest 1's Boyfriend: That's what they used to call Milenium Force before they changed the name 12 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
kingsislandfan1972 6094 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 This week at a shop at Cedar Point in front of the retro tees: Guest 1: What is Jumbo Jet? Guest 1's Boyfriend: That's what they used to call Milenium Force before they changed the name BavarianBeatle I love your profile pic, National Lampoons Vacation, is one of my all-time favorite movies. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
happyslap 133 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 While in line for Invertigo: "They would totally be able to run 2 trains on this! They'd just have to put them both on a lift hill, let one launch, and once it gets to the other lift hill, the other would launch!" Her friend brings up this point: "How would they get off the ride?" She responds, "They would take those stairs! *points to set of stairs on the lift hill* Obviously!" P.S. I may or may not have been her friend. 11 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Interpreter 82068 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Before, during or after her comment? 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
happyslap 133 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Before, during or after her comment? If you mean when I said it, it was during. (I had to interrupt.) If you mean when we were friends, before, during and after. I was taking her to KI for her 2nd time, and she hadn't rode Invertigo yet. In case you're wondering, she enjoyed the ride greatly. Hopefully I answered your question correctly, even if it was a joke. Hehe 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
KoasterKasey 49 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 While not at Kings Island, someone onced asked me "Does Super Duper Looper go upside down?" I just shrugged my shoulders and said "maybe". 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Interpreter 82068 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 ^ It's Sooper Dooper Looper. The three sets of o's are part of the name's attraction. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shark6495 11171 Posted June 12, 2016 Share Posted June 12, 2016 While Super Duper is a company that makes speech therapy materials. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stashua123 10213 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 My seatbelt broke only two times while I was riding blue racer! 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Sebastien6221 474 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I've had quite a few arguments with people as of late. "Invertigo is the fastest coaster at KI" "TTD is the tallest, and fastest coaster in the world" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
ohioparksrock 345 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 "The Blue Racer ks boring. The Red Racer goes faster and has a cooler track." Heard last night 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Interpreter 82068 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 I've had quite a few arguments with people as of late. "Invertigo is the fastest coaster at KI" "TTD is the tallest, and fastest coaster in the world" What a bunch of KaKa! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stashua123 10213 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 It's like a wooden coaster but it's not a wooden coaster! -In line for The Beast 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stashua123 10213 Posted June 17, 2016 Share Posted June 17, 2016 Double post that's warranted. This should be labeled under "guests do the darnest things" Literally just saw somebody take off their shirt while riding Adventure Express. Nobody noticed. The guy put it back on before he went to the station. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Magenta Lizard 18783 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Wanted to feel the air I guess Silliest thing I've seen on that ride was earlier this season. Two boys, presumably to show how "cool" they were, spent half the ride with their belts unbuckled with the end held high in the air to show it off. Ooh, yeah, no rules can contain you *rollseyes* 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shark6495 11171 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 That's why there are locking belts in the kids area and I have to let some teenager poke me with a hex key to undo the belt haha Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
malem 19847 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 Mess with a seatbelt at Holiday World after it's checked, and you'll quickly find yourself banned from the park for life. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
King Ding Dong 10302 Posted June 18, 2016 Share Posted June 18, 2016 My Father would have showed me the wrong end of a belt if I ever tried that one. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Thrill_Biscuit 17186 Posted June 19, 2016 Share Posted June 19, 2016 Woman coming off of White Water Canyon: "Not cool, a******! You got my ******* brand-new Jordans wet and RUINED them!" 27 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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