Creed Bratton 14487 Report post Posted June 7, 2016 I've heard this at Cedar Point: "Enjoy your ride on The Maverick." Not just GP 9 Tien Shinhan, PhantomTheater, happyslap and 6 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Interpreter 82044 Report post Posted June 7, 2016 And SOB's announcement: "Welcome to The Son of Beast..." 5 kingsislandfan1972, festhaus, stashua123 and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stashua123 10135 Report post Posted June 7, 2016 "I felt so unsafe on The Beast, like after that first drop, every part of the ride felt like it was going to break apart! I am not doing that again" "Does the Diamondback go upside down?" 7 kingsislandfan1972, NoChickens, happyslap and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PKI96 215 Report post Posted June 7, 2016 "Don't ever trust the KI ap for ride wait times! Ever!" -Out Limits line employee, very enthusiastically. Maybe that was a rookie mistake on my part, but after a brief shower, the ap said there was no line and there was already a 20 minute line. Not much I know, but still. 5 Tien Shinhan, WailsLikeABanshee, jcgoble3 and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoasterOhio 4671 Report post Posted June 7, 2016 How I feel guests usually are. (Specifically when driving after the park closes) 8 The Interpreter, stashua123, happyslap and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KIghostguy 1451 Report post Posted June 9, 2016 "They have to rebuild The Vortex every year because it's built on a mud slide and slides down every year!" 12 happyslap, ThatGuy11, Oldiesmann and 9 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
benny1388 920 Report post Posted June 9, 2016 "Don't ever trust the KI ap for ride wait times! Ever!" -Out Limits line employee, very enthusiastically. Maybe that was a rookie mistake on my part, but after a brief shower, the ap said there was no line and there was already a 20 minute line. Not much I know, but still. Yeah, I took my phone into the park with me when they added ride times. It was so inaccurate that I now leave my phone in the car. "Drop Tower wait is 15min? LET'S GO!"....90min later we're getting off the ride. 5 ThatGuy11, jcgoble3, Infinity and 2 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
matt112986 837 Report post Posted June 9, 2016 It can be really inaccurate but there has been times where it hit the nail on the head. I wish it updated more often as that's what causes a lot of the inaccuracies. 1 WailsLikeABanshee reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magenta Lizard 17891 Report post Posted June 9, 2016 I still use my feet and eyes to determine wait times. Very occasionally I will look on the app to see if a ride across the park is temporarily closed, if I think about it. I know that wait times can vary widely fairly quickly, due to fluctuations of the crowds. 9 Steph88, KIghostguy, Tien Shinhan and 6 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stashua123 10135 Report post Posted June 10, 2016 "I know some people have actually passed out from the thrill and exihilration of the launch on Thunderbird, its happened before!" -A very nice The Legend ride attendant! (Calling Thoe124 about the other one!!!! ) 7 VortexBFForever, WailsLikeABanshee, NoChickens and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aandjgoods 368 Report post Posted June 10, 2016 A certain employee at the park who was in a disagreement with me, "it's a giga, Don confirmed it..." Okay 6 Infinity, Oldiesmann, NoChickens and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BavarianBeatle 640 Report post Posted June 10, 2016 This week at a shop at Cedar Point in front of the retro tees: Guest 1: What is Jumbo Jet? Guest 1's Boyfriend: That's what they used to call Milenium Force before they changed the name 12 kingsislandfan1972, happyslap, Tien Shinhan and 9 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kingsislandfan1972 5984 Report post Posted June 10, 2016 This week at a shop at Cedar Point in front of the retro tees: Guest 1: What is Jumbo Jet? Guest 1's Boyfriend: That's what they used to call Milenium Force before they changed the name BavarianBeatle I love your profile pic, National Lampoons Vacation, is one of my all-time favorite movies. 1 Rainstormdx reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happyslap 133 Report post Posted June 10, 2016 While in line for Invertigo: "They would totally be able to run 2 trains on this! They'd just have to put them both on a lift hill, let one launch, and once it gets to the other lift hill, the other would launch!" Her friend brings up this point: "How would they get off the ride?" She responds, "They would take those stairs! *points to set of stairs on the lift hill* Obviously!" P.S. I may or may not have been her friend. 11 VortexBFForever, Tien Shinhan, NoChickens and 8 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Interpreter 82044 Report post Posted June 10, 2016 Before, during or after her comment? 8 MDMC01, jcgoble3, stashua123 and 5 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happyslap 133 Report post Posted June 10, 2016 Before, during or after her comment? If you mean when I said it, it was during. (I had to interrupt.) If you mean when we were friends, before, during and after. I was taking her to KI for her 2nd time, and she hadn't rode Invertigo yet. In case you're wondering, she enjoyed the ride greatly. Hopefully I answered your question correctly, even if it was a joke. Hehe 4 jcgoble3, NoChickens, stashua123 and 1 other reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KoasterKasey 43 Report post Posted June 12, 2016 While not at Kings Island, someone onced asked me "Does Super Duper Looper go upside down?" I just shrugged my shoulders and said "maybe". 3 PhantomTheater, Oldiesmann and The Interpreter reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Interpreter 82044 Report post Posted June 12, 2016 ^ It's Sooper Dooper Looper. The three sets of o's are part of the name's attraction. 6 electricsun, stashua123, jcgoble3 and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shark6495 11145 Report post Posted June 12, 2016 While Super Duper is a company that makes speech therapy materials. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 jcgoble3 and The Interpreter reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stashua123 10135 Report post Posted June 17, 2016 My seatbelt broke only two times while I was riding blue racer! 3 The Interpreter, PhantomTheater and jcgoble3 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebastien6221 457 Report post Posted June 17, 2016 I've had quite a few arguments with people as of late. "Invertigo is the fastest coaster at KI" "TTD is the tallest, and fastest coaster in the world" 2 The Interpreter and stashua123 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ohioparksrock 345 Report post Posted June 17, 2016 "The Blue Racer ks boring. The Red Racer goes faster and has a cooler track." Heard last night 6 stashua123, jcgoble3, marth555 and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Interpreter 82044 Report post Posted June 17, 2016 I've had quite a few arguments with people as of late. "Invertigo is the fastest coaster at KI" "TTD is the tallest, and fastest coaster in the world" What a bunch of KaKa! 2 stashua123 and WailsLikeABanshee reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stashua123 10135 Report post Posted June 17, 2016 It's like a wooden coaster but it's not a wooden coaster! -In line for The Beast 6 PhantomTheater, WailsLikeABanshee, marth555 and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stashua123 10135 Report post Posted June 17, 2016 Double post that's warranted. This should be labeled under "guests do the darnest things" Literally just saw somebody take off their shirt while riding Adventure Express. Nobody noticed. The guy put it back on before he went to the station. 3 The Interpreter, freaks76 and jcgoble3 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magenta Lizard 17891 Report post Posted June 18, 2016 Wanted to feel the air I guess Silliest thing I've seen on that ride was earlier this season. Two boys, presumably to show how "cool" they were, spent half the ride with their belts unbuckled with the end held high in the air to show it off. Ooh, yeah, no rules can contain you *rollseyes* 3 Tien Shinhan, The Interpreter and stashua123 reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shark6495 11145 Report post Posted June 18, 2016 That's why there are locking belts in the kids area and I have to let some teenager poke me with a hex key to undo the belt haha Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 6 Magenta Lizard, The Interpreter, stashua123 and 3 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
malem 19250 Report post Posted June 18, 2016 Mess with a seatbelt at Holiday World after it's checked, and you'll quickly find yourself banned from the park for life. 9 shark6495, Tien Shinhan, Steph88 and 6 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Ding Dong 8009 Report post Posted June 18, 2016 My Father would have showed me the wrong end of a belt if I ever tried that one. 7 The Interpreter, jcgoble3, bengals fan and 4 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thrill_Biscuit 17178 Report post Posted June 19, 2016 Woman coming off of White Water Canyon: "Not cool, a******! You got my ******* brand-new Jordans wet and RUINED them!" 27 King Ding Dong, freaks76, stashua123 and 24 others reacted to this Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
