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hah, id have to say the stupidest thing ive ever done though, was almost getting my head eaten by the dumpster behind coney four, next to The Racers. i was taking out the trash at night and that dumpster compresses randomly (which isnt safe) and i didnt know that. so i was shaking out the trash from our office and the stupid thing started to compress on my arms so the only thing i could do was throw the trash can into the dumpster. after the stupid thing stopped compressing and i was completely freaked out i realized that the can was still in there whole so i had to get it out or get in deep crap with nick. so i stuck my head and upper "torso" into the dumpster like an idiot and the thing started to compress. i barely pulled my head and the trash can out in time before the thing compressed. i hate dumpsters. its possessed and that is how i almost lost my head to the crazy dumpster behind 3 and 4.

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The park was in the midst of closing for the evening. I was a supervisor in games at the time and was heading towards what used to be called Skill 3 at the time. This is the large games building nest to the arcade in Coney Mall. I entered through the side door. To the left, down the hall at the end of the building is what was know as Skill 3's office. Two supervisors were sitting there finishing the night's paperwork. It was a warm summer evening, so they had the doors open next to their desk. The tracks to The Racer are about 30 feet from the door. All of a sudden, we see the two supervisors jump up and run toward the door. "Oh my God", screams one. The other, "what's that kid doing?" "Some kid in a red stripped shirt just ran by the door." Myself and another supervisor go running towards the door and the other supervisors.

Our first thoughts were that some kid was trying to stay in the park for the night. So like we've done before for a lost child, we went to find the kid. Security had already cleared the area and was headed up to the front of the park. It was up to us to see who the kid was. There is a service road that runs the length of The Racer and so we went in the direction towards the Flight Commander. There was no one around. We ran back to the public area of Coney Mall and only saw the employees there closing their games. No child anywhere.

We asked the employees if they had seen a child in a red stripped shirt go by and no one had seen anyone but security go past.

No one, no child in a red stipped shirt, nothing. We went back to the office and thought that the supervisors hadn't seen anyone, but it wasn't like them to play a joke on anyone. We had heard stories of the little boy in the red stripped shirt walking the road along The Racer, but never thought anything of it until that night.

I don't know exactly if there was anyone there, but I do still remember the seach. I was there for that. Is there a Racer Boy? Some say yes, others laugh, but those that were there kept the door closed from that day on anytime we sat at that desk after close.

This is the supposid story. Although its just on one website dont know how credible. Its not in any of the other national haunted site listings. Which pki has 3 eifel tower , The Beast and the front parking lot by the graveyard where they park the tram's.

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i know all the places that youre talking about...its cool because i can actaully see it all happening in my head...but as for me, ive been in the back of the old skill three (which has been comp since the beggining of this season) by The Racers and i havent seen anything like that...i worked in three last year, and the new three this year, and then xtreme. it does get kind of spooky back there at night.. and sometimes out of the corner of your eye you see movements, but those are probably just the random rabid squirrels and stuff that eat our plush... freaky though, ghosts.

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The Stupidest thing happened during GameRiot...Drinking too much Nesquick S'mores Milkshake..(which was good)..45 Min later...i was eating a fonzerellli Bacon Cheese Burger.....when i was finished eating, i had that funny feeling in my throat, when it feels like your gonna throw up.......well. it started to happen.....i rush over to the trash can, i open it up and started throwing up...some one said hurry up...and i said "you cant rush puking!!!" .....tongue.gif...Important Reminder Kids: dont drink too much Nesquick and then eat a Fonzerrelli Bacon Cheese burger later on... laugh.gif

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THE MOST FUNNIEST thing ever was when me n my friends were on face/off we saw a group of workers talking under the lift hill. So we had a contest to see who could drop a lugi on em. I NAILED this bald guy right on the head!!!!!! Al the ppl around him were pionting abd laughing it was THE funniest!!!!!

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Me n my friend had just ate chili cheese fries and tropical dip n dots n decided to go on the Delerium. after that my friend said i dont fell that good. So we sat down 4 a wile. Then he was better and decided to go on Drop Zone for the 1st time. 3/4s the way up he said "i'm about to upchuck!" At the top i said "hold it in!" Then he said "I cant!" and it was like a wave of barf as he threw up on the way down and drenched 7 seats!!!They had to close the ride for like 10 minutes to hose the seats down.

O and did i mention i was cover in digested chili cheese fries n dip n dots?

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This happened a few years back--it was when the Screamin' Demon was at Kings Island and it was like it was the last few days---HOT AS HECK and I had just had a taco ( you can see where this is going...) and I wasnt feeling too good after the train was on the other side getting ready to go backwards when --yep you guessed it---it ALL came up and it landed in this old womans hair! Now you know where we got the expression Mr & Mrs Taco Grease! laugh.gif

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Post the funniest and/or stupidest thing you did at PKI...

Mine might sound stupid but I was riding the backwards Racer and I had a game with myself to get the most people to wave at me. And if they didn't I'd yell at them. Ahhh, I guess you had to be there.

So Dane do you still play this game? :P

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Ok, so get this. I recently drank a large vault in approximately 10 seconds. Being the idiot I am, I got on monster. I started to feel sick so I went over to a picnic table near monster for about 5 minutes. Bored, I headed towards Vortex and got in the front row of one of the middle cars. This was my second time on Vortex, so I was excited! I made it through the ride ok, but on the final section of brakes before the station, I covered my mouth. My friend next to me told me to throw up out the side but with the OTSR I was unable. It let loose like a cannon and nailed the guy in front of me. The guy behind me congradulated me for holding it in, probably so he didn't get hit and his girlfriend was screaming to let her off of it. The first aid truck comes and tells me I can get a free t-shirt in the front. I walk instead of taking the truck like a fool and when I get to GR the kid I peucked (is that how it's spelled?) is there with his sister. While I'm getting my free Diamondback first rider shirt, his sister glares at me. I was laughing since I felt fine now and pretended to throw up again. Me and my friend couldn't stop laughing for hours!

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This is not a flame thread...

Althow it was wrong, 300 people don't have to tell him that.

And this is "Funny/STUPID things you did at PKI"

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