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Sobiders adventures in time!


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This is all in good fun. Please finish all food or drink before reading as you may laff(not really) so hard (yeah right) that you will choke on some chicken. My time machine is © myself and I. Note to mods this is a Aaron apporved posting! Void where prohibited. tires must be rotated every 200,0000 years to keep your deposit.

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Now last week I said I would travel back to 72 and I did.

After looking around for old money I went back to 72 and arrived at opening day at then known Kings Island. There was a parade and everything it was pretty cool. The characters around the park looked like crap though. I paid my admission (5 bucks!) and went in. The place looks really weird without season pass processing and face/off. International street is REALLY diffrent. The walkways arent just crappy astphalt either its really nice. The trees are so tiny and decorated well. The shops have alot of diffrent stuff in them. Salt and pepper shakers. Tea sets and other stuff you would never see today tops the list. No UDF either.

I make my way down into Coney Island. Its like a diffrent area here. The flat rides are diffrent and oh so much fun. The area is a bit small though and not seeing Vortex or action theater is oddity. Time is short So I Board blue racer (whats known as racer backwards today). The buzzbars are a tight fit as usual but OMG this is one sweet ride with no dividers or head rests. The air on there is barnon the best I' have ever had.

I head into rivertown. Not much here. Place is really small theres a canoe ride a walking trail and KMLF and thats about it. Canoe ride sucks people were as lazy in the 70's as today. My shirt struck up some attention though as I was going though the park because well no one has ever heard of Six Flags in these parts. They thought the hang on to your hat was funny. My shorts caught them as odd as well because they were cargo shorts and well there diffrent from what they had. lucky my shoes were not noticed.

I then go to the tower and go up all 3 levels! its really neat on the 2nd observation deck. Boy theres nothing around here either. Lots of farmland and LOTS OF woods.

I then head to the happy land of hana barbara where I ride scooby doo and dark ride.The stuff was weak compared to today I looked really REALLY bored while the others where ooh ahh!

Not much else I can ride here but it looks diffrent again the characters were crappy.

Now onto octoberfest. The ride selection here is amazing. Der kegger spinners ect ect Man this place was diffrent its a hole now.

Its about 6pm now I have one more thing to do before I leave.

SYNCHING SEIBERT JEFFERY GO NOW!

Jeff is a cute baby. Now heres a suprise hes not in a tie! Its time to go now.

3....2.....1........*insert big budget movie effects*

oh crapola somthing aint right here.

ME: pardon me what year is it.

Random person: its 1994 you loon!

ME: oh just checking.

Im now in 1994! The star Trek earth tour is here ^_^. Im gonna get a photo.

I have just realised the grievious error I made. I am in front of MYSELF! My aunt and uncle are there. This is bad VERY VERY bad! Oh no *insert big movie effects* thus I dissapear again! I am gone!

BEEP BEEP BEEP

Me at 11am: what the bloodly he... Why is the time machine blinking! Maybe I should look

Myself trapped in interdiemsional portal

Hey Idiot somthing happens today I think its the thunder storms NO STAR TREK! with that everything fizzles out to black.

I Must save myself I must put somthing on over my boxers!

I do everything exacly as I did before but! I dont get my picture taken WHUT ERMALALALPHELAD woah that umm hurt.

Now I have 1 more mission!

lets go ahead 5 years

Yogi Our lovely escort has been imprsioned for downloading the weird AL MP3 Couch Potato. Not only has he been jailed but this is a offence with a punishemnt thats a bit odd. Today is is when the sentance is carried out!

two men that look exactly the same have him. He has been hooked up to a odd looking machine.

Bots: you have messed with the matrix now we have you!

ROY: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! HELP ME! *his body is compressed into a data stream. His screams sound like a modem. and then he is placed in the net where he will never die just to go on the net for all etnerinty!

Bots: Get him!|

ME: Crap!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neo: Get down

Me: Okay! *gets down to a funy beat which confuses the bots and neo for a min or two while I run*

I believe its time to GO!

What a very weird thing that was.

Neo: You know you can stop the matrix from forming

WHERE THE HECK DID YOU COME FROM!?

Neo: Sorry but make sure this ROY gets a legit copy of that CD. VERY BAD things will happen! If it doesn't!

like the matrix forming right?

Neo: yes.

SO if he buys the Cd you don't exist

neo: yes

*in bill and ted fashon* return of yogi will win a free copy of the cd on the 20th that I bought for him.

neo: You did nothing NOOOOOOO!!! *sounds like a modem now*

Thats it for this installment of random stuff in time!

Edited by sobrider
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Overrated? I think they are a little UNDERrated.

How do you Figure that one? Underated? the matrix movie(s) are popular even if i dont give a Rats A** for them i agree with GreenGhost there overrated i think i will stay with X-men2 thank you very much....Great Story...So Werid Al gone mad FUNNY!

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