goofywdw Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Full story is here. “I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said. How does she know it's a male? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Interpreter Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 She doesn't. She may be in for a surprise after the wedding. And if the marriage ever becomes disjointed, the connection may be severed. This is even being reported in Africa. The report here is less than kind: ...The 33-year-old Amy Wolfe, who suffers from 'objectum sexuality' or 'objectophilia', first saw the ride some 20 years ago, and has been besotted ever since, reports The Sun.... I wasn't freaked out as it just felt so natural but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't 'normal' to have feelings for a fairground ride." Wolfe plans to marry the ride, named 1001 Nachts, and take the surname 'Weber', the manufacturer's title. "I tell him how much I've missed him and what I've been up to since my last visit. And I kiss the bits I can reach. The staff are really understanding." http://news.iafrica.com/quirky/1847901.htm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dvo Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Wow. So who's changing their last name to Mabillard any time soon? ... *smacks forehead* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RollerNut Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Is it legally possible to marry an object? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriedOreoGirl Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 i guess the real question is does the ride talk back to her and tell her about "its" day... if so she needs to be commited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XGatorHead 8904 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.How did she get spare nuts and bolts from the ride? Whenever I get around to going to Knoebel's (planned for next year), I'll have to avoid this ride. I don't want to have the ride cheat on its spouse with me! But then... She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VortexJunkie Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Is it legally possible to marry an object? If it's not legal to marry a human that shares your gender then it better not be legal to marry an object. At the very least she should own the object she wishes to marry. Do you think the best man will be the tilt-a-whirl or the zipper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JAHill Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 "I take thee - to have, and to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health... well.. erm.. I mean.. when you're broken down and not broken down..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csikoth Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I tried to add this link. I am not too tech savy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriedOreoGirl Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I tried to add this link. I am not too tech savy. wow im speechless. well " i love him for the narrowess of his jibbs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
csikoth Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I guess thats getting up close and personal with your favorite ride. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTCO Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 I tried to add this link. I am not too tech savy. Here you go: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brandon Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it. She might not get jealous when other people ride it, but what if they were to say something like " I love that ride."? Would she not get mad then? Also, do you thinks she like, kisses the ride? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goofywdw Posted August 6, 2009 Author Share Posted August 6, 2009 ^If you watch the video posted above that person kisses the ride and smears all the grease over their face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Interpreter Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 As I quoted in the next to last sentence of the article from Africa I posted: ...And I kiss the bits I can reach. ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAHill Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Seeing that portion of the video made me feel very uncomfortable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriedOreoGirl Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Seeing that portion of the video made me feel very uncomfortable. i have to agree with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriedOreoGirl Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Full story is here. "I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said. How does she know it's a male? becasue they have been intimate it seems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trint2004 Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 WOW!!! And i thought i was weird, thinking i was going to tattoo The Vortex to my back cuz i love the ride so much, apparemtly i need to touch it in the happy place to show how much i love it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTCO Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 This is so wrong. On so many levels. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TH13TEEN Posted August 6, 2009 Share Posted August 6, 2009 Uhhhhhhhhh... Thats not weird at all. (Sarcastic!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FriedOreoGirl Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 omg this is just to weird. i just have to get this back o the top to be sure everyone sees this... its insane so BUMP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fear the Four Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 People are so freaky these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DropZone99 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I told my mom about it and she said "I'm surprised your not wanting to marry Diamondback..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dare-to-fly Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 becasue they have been intimate it seems. They already mentioned that she has nuts and bolts from the ride. I thought I was borderline insane for talking to The Beast...and singing him the occasional lullaby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIfan1980 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 I told my mom about it and she said "I'm surprised your not wanting to marry Diamondback..." He'd have to fight at least one other member (#4155) of KIC who gives Diamondback lift hill supports big hugs - I remember a picture in a PTR somewhere but couldn't find it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
upstop Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 First of all Knobels must be thrilled that this freak has married their ride. Question is can they be sued if they decide to dismantal her husband? The article states that she "carries it's spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it"......sounds like a legitimate marriage to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gigacoaster2k Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 At least she wasn't all up on my Millie.. I'd have to take my earrings out and kick her ***! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rotag Posted August 9, 2009 Share Posted August 9, 2009 ZOMG gigga, i could see you do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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