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In the year 2525

SOB return rumors will still be alive?

and Vortex sinking rumours?

and Dippin' Dots great ice cream?

and if the blue soft-serve stuff is really ice cream or not?

and does Surf Dog count as a coaster?

and all the great events at Winterfest which was held every year?

and is Terp REALLY thet brilliant?

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I want to see a view from the Eiffel Tower, The Action Zone, from back by Flight Deck, and especially from the front of the station.

Here is your view from the Eiffel Tower :P

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HOLY CRAP!, they DID build a new coaster. This one has a loop in it! And its wooden- and they said it couldn't be done. Suckers!

WARNING: Joke ahead...

Uh-Oh. History is repeating itself...NEW FOR 2013: Son of Beast 2.0! It will be hated, like the original, yet still somehow have a somewhat large fanbase. It will partially collapse during a storm and not open until late May, even though the park will be open in April. Then, in 2019, an accident will occur in the rose bowl area, causing them to remove the ride's loop and replace the trains. The ride will re-open on July 4th, 2020. However, in 2022, a woman will be injured on the ride and sue the park- and the ride will be closed and become SBNO for 3 years. On July 27th, 2025, Kings Island will finally make the decision to demolish Son of Beast 2.0...then construction will begin on Son of Beast 3.0. And thus, it all begins again in 2026. And so on, and so on, and so on...until someone finally shuts Kings Island down because they keep re-building this expensive, problem-causing ride. :P

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In the year 2525

SOB return rumors will still be alive?

and Vortex sinking rumours?

and Dippin' Dots great ice cream?

and if the blue soft-serve stuff is really ice cream or not?

and does Surf Dog count as a coaster?

and all the great events at Winterfest which was held every year?

and is Terp REALLY thet brilliant?

In the year 2525

If sob rumor is still alive

If racer can survive

They may find

In the year 3535

dippin dots guy gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies

Everything you think, do, and say

Is in the drink you took today

In the year 4545

Ain't gonna see Vortext, won't see Flight of Fear

You won't find a thing to ride

Nobody's gonna go with you

In the year 5555

Your arms are hanging limp at your sides

Your legs got not nothing to do

the blue ice cream is not good for you

In the year 6565

Ain't gonna ride the surf dog, that aint no coaster

You'll pick your ride, pick your souvenir too

From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510

If winterfest's a-comin' it ought to make it by then

Maybe we'll look around ourselves and say

Guess it's time for the Christmas day

My appologies to the original... and for those of you who are too young to know the song

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In the year 2525

SOB return rumors will still be alive?

and Vortex sinking rumours?

and Dippin' Dots great ice cream?

and if the blue soft-serve stuff is really ice cream or not?

and does Surf Dog count as a coaster?

and all the great events at Winterfest which was held every year?

and is Terp REALLY thet brilliant?

In the year 2525

If sob rumor is still alive

If racer can survive

They may find

In the year 3535

dippin dots guy gonna need to tell the truth, tell no lies

Everything you think, do, and say

Is in the drink you took today

In the year 4545

Ain't gonna see Vortext, won't see Flight of Fear

You won't find a thing to ride

Nobody's gonna go with you

In the year 5555

Your arms are hanging limp at your sides

Your legs got not nothing to do

the blue ice cream is not good for you

In the year 6565

Ain't gonna ride the surf dog, that aint no coaster

You'll pick your ride, pick your souvenir too

From the bottom of a long glass tube

In the year 7510

If winterfest's a-comin' it ought to make it by then

Maybe we'll look around ourselves and say

Guess it's time for the Christmas day

My appologies to the original... and for those of you who are too young to know the song

Not bad. Not bad at all.

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I missed the board for a week and come back to a Zager and Evans reference! Haha That song is great!

I heard of this song only because it was on a banned song list after 9/11. (random I know but the song is awesome and I'm glad I found it!!!)

Some youngins' know this song!

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