homestar92 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Maybe this would go better in polls? I'm not sure, but I feel like it fits better here. If amusement rides were people, would YOU ask one of them to be your valentine? For me personally, Vortex is my one and only true love. Every time she takes me into her care, she finds a new way to STEEL my heart. It can be a violent relationship at times, but something about her just turns me head over heels every time our paths cross, and when I crest her hills, she always finds a way to make the butterflies run free in my stomach. Stay classy, Vortex. I'll see you again in May, and we can catch up on all the offseason goings-on. ...And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why my friends think I'm weird. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TylerRider Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Vortex is a boy...... 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browntggrr Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 If anyone calls my Beast a girl gets NOTHING! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XGatorHead 8904 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 and when I crest her hills, Hey now... let's keep this clean! There are young'uns on here, you know! 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdawg1998 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 I mentioned this on another topic (I actually forget what it was about...) but what is this - a roller coaster dating forum? You guys really are scaring me now. I know this is just a fun, hypothetical (hopefully) topic but seriously... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faeriewench Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Vortex is a boy...... I thought Vortex was Sonny's mom! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stashua123 Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Invertigo cause she's around my age but she's in the forbidden....8th grade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homestar92 Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 Vortex is a boy...... No, Vortex is a classy lady. And yes, this is all in fun. But I will always choo-choo-choose my Vortex. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCrypt Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 This is an interesting thread. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VortexBFForever Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 For me personally, Vortex is my one and only true love. Every time she takes me into her care, she finds a new way to STEEL my heart. It can be a violent relationship at times, but something about her just turns me head over heels every time our paths cross, and when I crest her hills, she always finds a way to make the butterflies run free in my stomach. Stay classy, Vortex. I'll see you again in May, and we can catch up on all the offseason goings-on. ...And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why my friends think I'm weird. You pretty much took the words out of my mouth! Except I think of Vortex as my very very best friend, and not the true-lovey type. I mean, Vortex is 11 years, 11 months, and 2 weeks OLDER than me! xD 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTD-120-420 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 You people remind me of this lady. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdawg1998 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 You people remind me of this lady. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html No words can express how weird some people in the world are. Is "objectum sexuality" even real?! 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyGuy4KI Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 You people remind me of this lady. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html No words can express how weird some people in the world are. Is "objectum sexuality" even real?! Apparently as much as everyone's opinions on the sex of the coasters at KI. Since I can't seem to find words to express my views about that in a PG format, I guess I will just keep them to myself. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
74Gibson Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I can say Maverick or Magnum but, just like Indyguy... I can't really say anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Interpreter Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I'm not even going to make a comment about objectivism, sex and Top Thrill Dragster/Kingda Ka. Oops. (Appearances are not necessarily deceiving). 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamondbacker Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 We're in the depths of the offseason now, ladies and gentlemen(or ladycoasters and gentlecoasters, I guess). 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Interpreter Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 When it comes to rides that give that type of thrills, soaring with the eagles' flight was my cup of tea. Too bad they migrated down Carolina way. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOFreak Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Me and Voyage first met in 2006. It was love at first sight. As I turned the corner on the highway and I saw fresh wood and her flags waving in the wind. It was a glorious sight. Sooner rather than later, Voyage welcomed me in and I got the chance to penetrate her queue and anxiously wait my turn. But oohhh was it worth the wait! It was a quick ride up to the top, and once that train whipped over the first it was such a rush of adrinaline. I've had rode a lot of woodies in my day, yet on that day I immeadiately knew that I could never be satisfied by any other woodie other than her. Voyage without a doubt has a special place in my heart. She had a really nice Timberliner dress in her closet last time I was over to visit her. It still had the tag on it and everything! Man, I bet she wood look great in that dress. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TTD-120-420 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 This thread also reminds me of the woman on the slingshot ride. Please, no one post that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tanna Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 FOF. Outta the gate and into space. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
homestar92 Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 Oh lord, what have I done... 10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterfanatic83 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Made a joke, removed it late for realizing it may be a little questionable. Carry on 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTCO Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Oh my... Am I the only one on this forum that has a girlfriend? 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XGatorHead 8904 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 ^ I don't have one. My wife would be mad at me if I did. 17 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HTCO Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 ^ You just made my day! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IndyGuy4KI Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Oh my... Am I the only one on this forum that has a girlfriend? I am not sure she appreciates being flaunted as your avatar though.... Totally J/K! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diamondbacker Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 I have friends who are girls...if that counts for anything! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jr for Birdy Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Me and Voyage first met in 2006. It was love at first sight. As I turned the corner on the highway and I saw fresh wood and her flags waving in the wind. It was a glorious sight. Sooner rather than later, Voyage welcomed me in and I got the chance to penetrate her queue and anxiously wait my turn. But oohhh was it worth the wait! It was a quick ride up to the top, and once that train whipped over the first it was such a rush of adrinaline. I've had rode a lot of woodies in my day, yet on that day I immeadiately knew that I could never be satisfied by any other woodie other than her. Voyage without a doubt has a special place in my heart. She had a really nice Timberliner dress in her closet last time I was over to visit her. It still had the tag on it and everything! Man, I bet she wood look great in that dress. I cant stop laughing at this thread,and I could make several comments about this post but I better just keep laughing! O my goodness. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Creed Bratton Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 Oh my... Am I the only one on this forum that has a girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend, but this thread sure makes me feel awkward. Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beastfan11 Posted February 16, 2013 Share Posted February 16, 2013 This is weird, guys. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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