PhantomTheater 2372 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 http://www.foxcarolina.com/story/27906860/report-woman-says-god-aliens-told-her-to-go-see-amusement-park?clienttype=generic&mobilecgbypass Leaves baby alone in car at the drop off lot, breaks in to Carowinds and blames aliens posing as God. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheBEASTunchained 8776 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I'm not really sure what to say..... But in any case, my prayers go out to the infant. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Nick_Plummer 2107 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 15 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
freaks76 3980 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Well, that's just not right. I love going to the parks, but.... Just, wow. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
JubJester 5250 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 Well....that happened. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Coasterama 895 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 That is probably the strangest thing I've heard in a very long time. I hope the baby is in good hands now. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
coasterfanatic83 6790 Posted January 22, 2015 Share Posted January 22, 2015 I think we can blame Thrill_Biscuit's UFO for this one. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Thrill_Biscuit 17186 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 LOL! Well, no. My UFO likes it here, and remembers what happened when someone suggested illegally entering a certain park back in the pre-Eve era. I'd watch anyone carving Fury 325 in their mashed potatoes, though ... 13 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
upstop 12264 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Sounds like a meth episode gone bad. Guess they waited an hour to ride Intimidator for nothing. 9 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Thrill_Biscuit 17186 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Yep. Third Eye Blind can go right back into the studio and record a few more verses of "Semi-Charmed Life." Yep. ♫ Doo doo doot, doot-do-doot-do, Doo doo doot-- The park was closed, I was gettin' visions of it- From a panty hose-type, shiny egg-shape spaceship, UFOs, an' I wish I could get back there, to the Place I used to stand in li-i-i-i-i-ine! Doo doo doot, doot-do-doot-do, Doo doo doot, doot-do-doot-do ♫ (with a little work, it'll scan. ) 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
silver2005 25492 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 To the woman- The power of B&M compels you. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dieseltech20 2843 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Wow. Meth makes folks do some crazy stuff. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Thrill_Biscuit 17186 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Yeah, like trying to use a drone to smuggle it into the US... Story link in a moment.... EDIT: Now here (and in the "I Can't Make This Crap Up thread): http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/01/21/drug-smuggling-drone-crashes-near-san-ysidro-border/ 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
upstop 12264 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 It was the wrong park...the UFO enticing her was about six hours north. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
silver2005 25492 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I get why some people do some drugs, but not meth. Its made of the most insane ingredients, screws you up in multiple ways, and can kill you in many ways by just making it. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
upstop 12264 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Yeah, like trying to use a drone to smuggle it into the US... Story link in a moment.... EDIT: Now here (and in the "I Can't Make This Crap Up thread): http://fox5sandiego.com/2015/01/21/drug-smuggling-drone-crashes-near-san-ysidro-border/ Did you check out the guy dressed as an upholstered car seat...hilarious. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
upstop 12264 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 I get why some people do some drugs, but not meth. Its made of the most insane ingredients, screws you up in multiple ways, and can kill you in many ways by just making it. and it can make a home poisonous and condemned. 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Thrill_Biscuit 17186 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 In my teens, I once knew a cute girl, about two years my junior, who had all of life ahead of her. I recently discovered that meth destroyed her life; and the only picture was of her mug shot, and she looks 83 years old and almost dead. 10 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
shark6495 11171 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/meth/body/ Says its 12x more pleasurable than sex. But it also destroys your brain, skin, and teeth... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Ride On_17 11792 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 This is just insane. Sometimes I really don't understand people. 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
bkroz 6791 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Even with a gash on her hand, she got into Carowinds with more ease than some people here. Seriously, the poor kid. Let's hope the boy is given a new chance and his best chance. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Interpreter 82068 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 The sad thing is that if this works the way these things all too often do, he will be back with this apparent dingaling in weeks. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
freaks76 3980 Posted January 23, 2015 Share Posted January 23, 2015 Did I miss something? Didn't see where it said she was on meth, or anything. Wouldn't surprise me though. We see several meth bust every month here. Just had one yesterday about 4 blocks from where I work. Had to evacuate an entire block. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dalefan 603 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 The park should of had guards walking around. The parks have them even though they are closed. Quote Link to post Share on other sites
The Interpreter 82068 Posted January 24, 2015 Share Posted January 24, 2015 The park should of had guards walking around. The parks have them even though they are closed.It DID. After all, these "gentle people" WERE apprehended. It was "guards" (security) that found the unattended vehicle, the infant and took the alleged miscreants into custody. It is always good to read the linked article(s) before commenting. I'm always amazed, here and in life, how many don't. 8 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Oldiesmann 14476 Posted January 26, 2015 Share Posted January 26, 2015 Security guards cannot monitor every square inch of property, no matter how many you have or how good your camera system is. Also, with it being the off-season, I would imagine they currently have reduced staffing. The good news here is these two idiots were caught and the infant is now in a much better situation than he was. Hopefully this woman will get the help she needs, whether it be rehab or time in a mental hospital. 6 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
stashua123 10213 Posted January 27, 2015 Share Posted January 27, 2015 This also should've been posted in the I can't make this crap up thread. This is just unbelievable 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Dr Zhark 153 Posted January 30, 2015 Share Posted January 30, 2015 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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