dragonqwen Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 The way they looked on the season passes. If they would smile it would not look as bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooter Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 While i was sitting at the greeter position at Beast someone got all mad and said that the height sign was not 48" even though we measured it that morning ? I dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeliriumDreamer Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 The dippin dots are too cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooter Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 The dippin dots are too cold. WOW thats pretty bad I mean it is ICE cream in a timy ball and everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby_Doo Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 On 2003 opening day I heard 2 grown men that looked like they were in there 40's complaining that they didnt get a prize after getting a high score on SDATHC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 That was me and BoddaH. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKI_Diana Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 That was me and BoddaH. You're 40? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dane Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 heh heh no.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeLorean Rider Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 Someone was upset that we hadnt had our tape measure calibrated. Who the heck calibrates a tape measure. It was brand new last year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scooter Posted May 12, 2004 Share Posted May 12, 2004 It was a steming hot day and In heard a grown woman complaining about the water being to cold to be drank How stupid is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxrunner Posted May 13, 2004 Share Posted May 13, 2004 Wow i thought i had a good one till i heard some of these...lol the dippin dots are to cold...thats funny...the worst ive heard is some one that says..."wow SOB was rough" then cause the line is short they ride 4 more times Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxrunner Posted May 21, 2004 Share Posted May 21, 2004 This is my new funny/stupid complaint... Wow that is really high Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HabloRM Posted May 28, 2004 Share Posted May 28, 2004 When I was working at Vortex last year I was hieght checking a kid and he was about 3 inches too short. I told his father that he was too short to ride and that we were sorry for the inconvience. The childs father said they rode the day before and I didn't know what I was doing. At that time it was preseason and we were closed during the week. I told him that we were closed they day before, and all he did was complain the whole way out the exit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chaotichazard Posted May 29, 2004 Share Posted May 29, 2004 The funniest complaint i ever heard was The SOB shouldn't be so high it's a son. That was from some old woman look about 60. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxrunner Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 kids are usually taller and bigger and whatever else than there parents...its a very slow evolution chain... I am the biggest person in my family...they all very small compared to me. So it should be the same for beast, Son of Beast, and maybe some day Beast III Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fryler87 Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 "What? You mean Tomb Raider isn't a rollercoaster? I've been waiting in this line for 45 minutes!" (Guest leaves line in anger, refusing to go on "some dumb indoor ride") Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOB/Gun Steve-O Posted May 31, 2004 Share Posted May 31, 2004 Person filed a complaint because we threw them out for line jumping. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dxrunner Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 Person filed a complaint because we threw them out for line jumping. i remember that day steve-o.... that was some fun stuff man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow2k3 Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I was working greeter and I asked a ceartin lady to get behind the yellow line while the ride is in motion. She complained to one of my sups about it, I think. Lady, we do that for your safety. Please follow the rules. ~S~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbus coasternut Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 One that had me laughing for quite awhile was last thursday when i rode The Beastie with my 3 year old it was some rather heavy lady that said i guess theese seat belts were not designed for us fat people she was so big she was not allowed to ride due to the belt not fitting Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeliriumDreamer Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 One that had me laughing for quite awhile was last thursday when i rode The Beastie with my 3 year old it was some rather heavy lady that said i guess theese seat belts were not designed for us fat people she was so big she was not allowed to ride due to the belt not fitting Unfourtunately, that happens all the time. I hate it when we have to turn big people down, because they can't fit in the seat, but what else could we do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Columbus coasternut Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 My thoughts were safety comes first get over it lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoddaH1994 Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 This one goes out to all of the staff members on all of the sites: Person: "Why are you taking pictures/filming?" Me: ::Tells them about PKIC::: Person: "Oh, so you work for Kings Island?" Me: "No, I work for Best Buy, I just do this other stuff for fun." Person: "Oh, that must be tough having two jobs, but you probably make a lot of money" Me: "No, I don't get paid for this." Person: "Oh, so you volunteer at Kings Island" Me: "No, not exactly. I don't work for Kings Island at all" Person: "Then why are you taking pictures" -== Read through the dialogue about 4 more times and you'll understand how the coversation perpetuates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drewbari Posted June 1, 2004 Share Posted June 1, 2004 I have been standing in line for 2 hours, and you want me to belive you, that Drop Zone drop's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beastdude Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Even though I do not work at PKI apparently someone thought I did and told me that we need to cut down a lot more trees because it was too shady and he did not have enough sun. How crazy is that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoastersNSich Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 "I got wet on Congo Falls!" "Why haven't they made Top Gun longer?" "They didn't tell me that the Drop Zone was going to drop without warning!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOB/Gun Steve-O Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Person filed a complaint because we threw them out for line jumping. i remember that day steve-o.... that was some fun stuff man This was last year - before you worked there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beastdude Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 I just thought of another one. What are are these cartoon characters walking around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stitch Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 Best one I have ever heard ... "I want to sit this way so I dont have to look down on the hill" Lady On Face/Off, Shame on humanity for that dumb statement. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StXBomber Posted June 2, 2004 Share Posted June 2, 2004 "We came all the way here from California just to ride this ride, and you say my kid isn't tall enough?" -random woman at Zephyr Oh yes, Zephyr is our main attraction! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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