BREAKING NEWS!!!!!:
Six Flags Entertainment Company to debut a worlds first record breaking family attraction at Kings Island:
Bankruptcy: The Ride! This thrilling yet depressing attraction will spin in a downward spiral with record breaking speed! Yet there will be scene stops that pay homage to what got the famed entertainment corporation to this point: Messy Kitchen Corner, Trash Tunnel, Broken Promise Bridge, No Caring Closet, and Removed Rides Room. These scenes will rove and spread, overseen by Big DZ, Prince BW, and Greedy Sal.
Construction is set to begin in July 2027 in the area formerly occupied by The Vortex roller coaster.