Ladies and gentleman as you enter into the ride we ask that you please move all the way across your row filling in each and every available seat. We ask that you please secure any loose articles you may have such as hats, glasses, keys, wallets, cell phones, backless shoes or sandles into the grey pouches located directly infront of your seat. Please make sure you zip your pouch completely because this ride will take you upside down several times and you will loose any articles that are not seccured. As a remider paramounts Kings Island is not responsible for any articles left, lost, damaged or stolen while rideing. thankyou and get ready to experience tomb raider: the ride.
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facinatin, its not at all what youd call even odds. i suppose thats why my daughter laura chose the life of a tomb raider. with a fortune to spend in a thousand lifetimes she is not yet satified and so my spirit remains with her, watching over her for i fear that she may be attracted to a life which hangs in the ballance. it happened once again along the kimir trail... searching for the entrance and she couldnt shake the feeling that something was wrong. not exactly an unfamiliar feelin... she was in, the trick was getting back out agian. not so easy when the temple in question was guarded by a nasty curse. i suppose she just figured pop in, ge the treasure and that would be that......... FAMOUS LAST WORDS!
