Or, just slowing the thing down somehow.
CF already has a: slow, uneventful, uninspiring, rough, wood coaster, in Mean Streak.
Thats actually what I thought of Mean Streak. I rode in seat 1-1 so i didn't experience any roughness, but the Coaster did just seem slow, boring, and full of white bugs that hit your face. The Arrow Dynamics steel tracked wooden hybrid Racing coaster not far from it is MUCH MUCH better!
I actually rode Mean Streak for the first time this past weekend. I'd heard it was rough, but I'd never had any trouble with SOB, so I figured I'd get on. I've never had a headache like that from a ride, ever. From the bottom of the first hill to the final stretch before the station, I wanted nothing more than for that ride to end.
There was an elderly woman sitting in front of me, however, who seemed to enjoy it quite a bit.