SOB_TOM Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 This just in over the AP wire network: The King of PKIU will be making a stop at PKI Friday, April 9th. This visit was kept underwraps until a spy infiltrated his wareabouts at 1AM on Friday morning. The King will be making an appearance at the ACE Walkback in the morning, and hang out with his "Court" all throughout the day. This is a very good chance to meet with the King, for his wareabouts are normally in Indiana. All other actions throughout the day are unscripted, and as his security detail has stated, "It is very hard to secure each site as they stop. Those pesky police just dont know their own good." (please see below) Other possible data on The King has yet to come over the AP wire, and any changes in the scedule will be posted as a need to know basis. Tom Wilson reporting The King Looks like this. Picture donated by the San Fransisco Police Dept. Picture taken during the Kings attempt to be wed to his long time lover(pictured on the right attempting to kidnap gaint baby Chuckie Finster) Joe "Teenage Ninja" Barnett. Considered fully armed and dangerous, his crown-throwing abilities have ended 10 lives. Please approach with caution. In related news, A coup has occured in the General PKI section of PKIU Thursday night, overthrowing previous ruler Aaron "AZ_Kinda_guy (AKA Sparky)" Spriggs and putting Drew "Boobinkos" Patterson in complete control of the forum. The coup apparently started in November, when Drew was banned for a 2 weeks. Drew had this to say, "He had it coming. I told him, but he didnt listen. See if they ever ban me again!" Sparky is currently being held in the San Fransisco Prison undergoing psychological treatment. After that, his testamony will be used to find more traces of The King. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StXBomber Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Well I will be one of the first to see him. Make sure he makes a stop at Eagles after his Beast run if I am not at Beast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Solid Snake Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Hummm, this is actually kind of creative. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenmayes Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 Funniest thing I have read all day Tiny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow2k3 Posted April 9, 2004 Share Posted April 9, 2004 I have to agree.. that is creative. It kind of makes you wonder what kind of "tyranny" we have about this little space on the 'net. ~S~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterbilly Posted April 10, 2004 Share Posted April 10, 2004 lol that's priceless. Gotta love the King, the main celebrity around here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
What^ Posted April 11, 2004 Share Posted April 11, 2004 I missed the king's first visit. When will he be coming again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOB_TOM Posted April 12, 2004 Author Share Posted April 12, 2004 Currently, our spies are lying low, but the possibility of seeing The King again are very high. Just for reference, any movements and other related news will be posted on here about The King, and any coups that happen. I did catch up with Drew, who had this to say, "Oh, dont think its over. Its far from over. Next time they try to ban me will be the last. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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