You are right, it is the scariest haunted house of all....you should work there

If you think that Walmart is scary, try going there on Black Friday! (Actually, don't.)

^ Wishing you luck on that day!

If you think that Walmart is scary, try going there on Black Friday! (Actually, don't.)

^ Wishing you luck on that day!

Eh, it's not bad. Last year I wanted two items. I showed up at 5:00pm, grabbed a wristband guaranteeing me a TV, then hid out in the Subway at the front of the store during the initial rush right at 6:00. At 6:15 I used an empty path through clothing to get to the back of the store, grab a Blu-ray player, then used semi-empty pathways to get to the storeroom doors in sporting goods where the TVs were being handed out and got mine. From there it was relatively smooth sailing to check out in Tire and Lube Express and then bypass the crowds at the front registers to head out to my car by 6:45.

Easy, really.

(Results may vary. )