This isn't so much a Trip Reoport as it is some general things about PKI and some constancies I came accros. I'm completely re-vamping the style of the Trip Report because of harsh criticisms from last time.

SPECIFIC NOTES ABOUT MY JOURNEY: There were a few things that I really wanted to accomplish that I'd never done before and I got most of them done. I rode the very back seat of Flight of Fear, which was also the longest line of the day. I rode the front of Adventure Express, and the front of Racer. Finally, I encountered the scariest thing I've probably ever done. I'm afraid of heights and I'm afraid of the dark, but at about 9:30 last night I rode drop zone. It scared me to death but that doesn't mean I won't do it again. The only thing I didn't ride that I kinda wanted to was Face/Off...it's line was long all day long.

RANDOM THINGS THAT CAME TO MY MIND DURING THE DAY:

"Nobody in their right mind would ride Top Gun two times in a row unless they cheated the line."

"Of course the 'Please get off the handrails' spiel is heard more times at Dodgem's than anywhere else. It's the only line where the ride-ops can see everyone."

"I've underestimated the coolness of the Scooby ride, but I still miss Phatom Theatre." (I really like how you can get a lot of things to change if you hit them right. I had forgotten about that part.)

"People with kids really do pay attention to the height requirements for rides, but that doesn't mean they'll stand in line anyways thinking that something will slip through the cracks (literally!!). (Situation at Vortex I was behind this guy whose kid was significantly shorter than the line, but he still stood in line. I knew what would go down and it did. The stick wasn't enough though, the kid had to go over to the metal height thing. Vortex had a good crew though. I recognized the girl earlier from Dodgems.)

"I'm glad the Spice Girls music video is back." (I'm actually dead serious)

"O.K..... Just slowly walk to the edge and slowly grab for a bar." (I hadn't been up to the top of the Eiffel Tower in years. I was glad I went up there because I got to see lots of Boomerang Bay.)

"How can the pizza at the International Street La Rosa's be excellent and yet the same thing at Festhaus is horrible." (Hey, you learn from experience. The Festhaus thing happened a few years ago, it was all about International Street yesterday.)

BEST OBSERVABLE CREW: (I actually paid attention since I "know" a lot of you.)

Flight of Fear

The End

I thought of a couple more things: Thanks to those of you who have mentioned that you can get free water in the park. This was very helpful. Also, I got to see the fireworks this time for the first time in a really long time. They were very neat but very short.

(I placed a clause at the very beginning of this topic why it does not constitute as being a chronological trip report and it was still moved. For the record, I do believe that my argument, while not extremely ejaculated, was proportiant to the topic at hand and am personally appauled by the insanely mostrous decision to move it. In the future, please regard all clauses, ejaculated or not, so as to not offend or manipulate the employees and/or patrons of Paramount's Kings Island or affiliated assocications even though it is noted that this is not an official site of a Paramount park. Also note that clauses do not necessarily have to be recognized for this reason, but should be as a matter of common decency. If clauses are to be ommitted in posts, the fact and reason behind the fact should be clearly described in Terms of Service. If they are allowed but ignored, the reason for the ignorance should be posted or e-mailed to the person posting the topic. This portion of this particular post is meant to be humorous and does in no way reflect the personal beliefs of myself and should under no resonable circumstances be taken seriously.)