When Paramount bought out King's Island, I died a little inside. I don't like the "lorz, ok, Tom Cruise in the hizzy" stuff they want you to visit year after year. I didn't like the Hanna Barbaric stuff either.
I tell you what:
1) Donald Trump should buy it out
2) He has to sign a contract stating that he won't cheat on his wife again
3) Refunds to anyone who barfs on their rides
4) Back away from the romantic couples theme - make the joint more appropriate for guys in their 20's who want some action, and I don't mean the nasty kind
5) Be more reasonable on the food prices, we don't want to pay 5 dollars for a cannibal
