The Subterranean Butler

cewldre, Is your head really shaped like a football? Just wondered, does it hurt? You should get it reshaped and then rethink this stuff... -adam12 He gets it on with animails. He caught a virus from doing it and it messed with the way he thinks.

When Paramount bought out King's Island, I died a little inside. I don't like the "lorz, ok, Tom Cruise in the hizzy" stuff they want you to visit year after year. I didn't like the Hanna Barbaric stuff either. I tell you what: 1) Donald Trump should buy it out 2) He has to sign a contract stating that he won't cheat on his wife again 3) Refunds to anyone who barfs on their rides 4) Back away from the romantic couples theme - make the joint more appropriate for guys in their 20's who want some action, and I don't mean the nasty kind 5) Be more reasonable on the food prices, we don't want to pay 5 dollars for a cannibal