beastiebub

My absolute favorite is something I heard all the time coming from Congo when I would be at Drop Zone. "We are Kung-fu fighting, ya, ya."

Hi my name is _________. I will be suiting you up today. Please face me and put a foot in each loop. Grab those same loops and pull them up like you are putting on a pair of pants. Now clap your hands together and dive through the middle. Seperate your hands. Good, now hold this against your chest. Please look straight ahead and put your feet together. Please hold your foot bar. Who is pulling the ripcord? The orange knob on your hip is the ripcord. When you get to the top they are going to say 3-2-1 Fly. When you here that, grab the orange knob and pull it towards the ground. Do you understand? At the end of your flight there will be a loop. You will grab the loop. This loop is the equivalent of picking up a 50 pound suitcase. Are you willing and capable of doing this? Good. Head over to Flight Area 1. I think I got the majority of it and I am sure someone will correct me if I missed something.

well barnyard, i can think of one dumbass of the year. and you know who she is.

there are 7 different ways. one of the last possible ways is for someone to repel down the side of the tower and manually release the chair ring from the catch car and if thats not possible, i believe the last possible solution and i could be wrong, is to release the catch car from the cables.