The Interpreter Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 I think this is intended to be humorous. I think. There are two pages..don't miss the second! http://www.theheraldbulletin.com/columns/l...=secondarystory Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cholderfield Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 the carousel is pretty wicked nowadays.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buckeye-Beast Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 It's like a trip report from Debbie Downer. On the bright side it sounds like they could avoid bathroom visits 'cuz they were probably wearing adult diapers. And she didn't mention that anyone lost their false teeth on the high speed carousel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reclaimer Posted September 14, 2007 Share Posted September 14, 2007 Not only did they make everything faster, I heard that the cap ex plans for 2008 including replacing the current elevator in the Eiffel Tower with a Wonkavator. It can go up and down, sideways and slantways, longways and backways, and squareways and front ways and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you anywhere in the whole park just by pressing one of these buttons. Any of these buttons. Just press a button and *zing*! You're off. And up until now, I've pressed them all... except one. This one. Go ahead, Charlie. *ding* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cholderfield Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Not only did they make everything faster, I heard that the cap ex plans for 2008 including replacing the current elevator in the Eiffel Tower with a Wonkavator. It can go up and down, sideways and slantways, longways and backways, and squareways and front ways and any other ways that you can think of. It can take you anywhere in the whole park just by pressing one of these buttons. Any of these buttons. Just press a button and *zing*! You're off. And up until now, I've pressed them all... except one. This one. Go ahead, Charlie. *ding* it's about time Kings Island caught up with the times...geez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
touchdown62 Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Rides tampered with? Rides faster and more dangerous? Try faster and more thrilling. She made it sound like the rides were sabotaged. Leave it to some hick in Anderson to trash a great coaster park. If you can't stand the heat, stay off The Beast. Maybe she should have ridden the train all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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