Tuesday's Mod Challange

[DegenRider]

Mod challangers post a 5 paragraph bio of yourself in Behind the music format.

You have till 5am!

[StXBomber]

*has no clue what the behind the music format is...*

Brad grew up in a little town of Loveland, located just 15 minutes from Paramount's Kings Island, his future home away from home. His first big break came when his parents bought him a season pass to PKI. "I always wanted to feel big, and now I could look down on people every day from the Eiffel Tower." -Brad. This ego boost helped him later in life, because in just a few years he was a frosh at St. Xavier HS, which soon became his sn for just about everything possible online. He now could look down on other schools, because as we all know, "St X is the really arrogant school, they think they are so better than everyone else." -Random person not from X.

School went well for him, but his love for PKI grew into an obsession. He would come to the park every chance he would get. He even neglected his family. "Brad? Who's that?" -Brad's mother. During his days at PKI, he grew yet another obsession: DDR. He started playing in the Coney Arcade back when the machine was sucky. As the machine got better, so did Brad. He did not just play DDR anymore, he had controled seizures on a pad. "I don't think body parts are supposed to move that fast..." -Random bystander in awe.

In 2003, Brad knew this obsession with PKI was hurting him in his pocket, so why not make it pay for him? He signed up for a job at PKI on his favorite coaster, Flight of Fear. "Really I just wanted to see what the inside of the building looked like." -Brad. By the end of his year, he became a master guy-who-says-clear-er. He was able to launch trains at the speed of light (scientists recently discovered light really only travels 55 mph).

During his year though, he found a new love: Eagles. He had never known how to snap until he started working there and saw people snap. One day during the park, the snapping fairy (aka SOBRider) taught this young boy how to snap. Soon he was making people gawk at him not just during his controlled seizures, but as he seemed to hit the ground, or the drive box, or the tree, or the other car. He loved it so much, that in 2004 he changed crews and became a traitor to the FoF army.

Brad so far this year not only has discovered the reason Beast crew gets so many good GRs (because they smile), but he also became a temporary moderator on the first unofficial PKI website. "If I am a mod, then who knows, maybe I'll become president... of KENYA!!!" -Brad. Until then, he can be seen at Paramount's Kings Island... every single day.

This has been a presentation of the VH1, the very hot 1.