The PKI site now talks about an anouncement of 2004 water park expansions around labor day. If you read their statement, it's pretty clear the new "expansion" will be a water park.

Wow I dont care about a gay water park I want a thrillride

Will you shut up already? First of all, you have no idea what a waterpark expansion might bring. It could be a "thrillride." Second of all, PKI cares not what you think. A waterpark will bring in more revenue then you can comprehend, and give them more money to build a better "thrillride." Third of all, your immature comments make you look like an idiot, and I hope you learn to type more intelligently.

Since when have waterparks been gay? Must've missed that announcement! No one cares what you think, nor do we want to hear your insults from the seventies so pack your bags and leave.

Since when have waterparks been gay?

Amen Brother Tanner! One of the main perks of water parks is seeing women in skimpy bathing suits. Everytime I go to WaterWorks or The Beach Water Park I enjoy looking at the ladies in sexy bathing suits more than I do riding the water slides.

Edited January 1, 197056 yr by italianchef

Oh yea write on.

One of the main perks of water parks is seeing women in skimpy bathing suits.  Everytime I go to WaterWorks or The Beach Water Park I enjoy looking at the ladies in sexy bathing suits more than I do riding the water slides.

Amen to that. Right on!

Edited January 1, 197056 yr by fusiondude09

Since when have waterparks been gay?

Amen Brother Tanner! One of the main perks of water parks is seeing women in skimpy bathing suits. Everytime I go to WaterWorks or The Beach Water Park I enjoy looking at the ladies in sexy bathing suits more than I do riding the water slides.

Now, now Charles, you are married!!!!

Same thing I thought...

Edited January 1, 197056 yr by fusiondude09

Since when have waterparks been gay?

Amen Brother Tanner! One of the main perks of water parks is seeing women in skimpy bathing suits. Everytime I go to WaterWorks or The Beach Water Park I enjoy looking at the ladies in sexy bathing suits more than I do riding the water slides.

Now, now Charles, you are married!!!!

Yes I am married. However, I enjoy looking at the other women to see how sexy they are and to realize that I lucked out to marry the sexiest, sweetest, most beautiful, funniest, kindest, and most awesome woman in the world. So every time I look at another woman (which is every time I leave my home), I am actually appreciating how much more special my wife is. That's the BS I tell her when she catches me looking at other women at the water parks and other places, so I can say the same BS on this site.

Edited January 1, 197056 yr by italianchef

You better hope she doesn't read this when you aren't home ya know!

Your wife is very nice, and you are very lucky to be able to come home to her every day as she is to come home to you.

Looking never harmed anyone anyway. Buy mirriored sunglasses so she can't tell where your looking.

Buy mirriored sunglasses so she can't tell where your looking.

Good idea

Edited January 1, 197056 yr by fusiondude09

Seriously speaking folks, Dragon Lord has met my wife. Mrs. Chef is truly the most awesome woman I ever met in my life. Believe it or not, I'm not the easiest person in the world to put up with. I am grateful for Mrs. Chef and love her even more than I do PKI plus red wine put together. That is more powerful a statement than most folks would understand.

Your wife is very nice, and you are very lucky to be able to come home to her every day as she is to come home to you.

Looking never harmed anyone anyway. Buy mirriored sunglasses so she can't tell where your looking.

DragonLord George,

Thank you for giving me such a compliment. You're very sweet. Please add the expression, "beautiful" too. Thank you for your cooperation. (Just kidding!!!)

Mrs. Chef

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That was typed by my wife.

- Italian Chef

Edited January 1, 197056 yr by italianchef

Well, you are beautiful, I think that Charles needs to add a picture of you and him on his next book... btw, isn't that going to be "Haunted PKI" or something?

Just Kidding about the book!

Edited January 1, 197056 yr by DragonLord

I hate to break up the fun, but I have something to mention. Besides, our topic is the "New Waterpark".

I have noticed the uprising of complaints about wanting a thrill ride instead of a redone waterpark. Has the thought of a Flying Super Saturator ever crossed your mind? I mean, it is possible, so I wouldn't rule it out just yet. Nothing wrong with a little speculation now and then.

~Shadow~

The PKI site now talks about an anouncement of 2004 water park expansions around labor day. If you read their statement, it's pretty clear the new "expansion" will be a water park.

Maybe the PR people at PKI are just saying that to totally throw us off, and the new "expansion" will be nothing to do with a water park!

Mary Beth

Well it says something about getting your swimsuits ready, so I'd say it has to do with water.

I agree. Have faith in the Island for God's sake! In the past ten years, the only crappy one was 2001 and that's right after they gave us a rollercoaster which no one ever thought could exist.

Bye the way, as for an additional annoucement, my money is on another Huss ride too.

The PKI site now talks about an anouncement of 2004 water park expansions around labor day. If you read their statement, it's pretty clear the new "expansion" will be a water park.

Maybe the PR people at PKI are just saying that to totally throw us off, and the new "expansion" will be nothing to do with a water park!

Mary Beth

No.

Well, you are beautiful, I think that Charles needs to add a picture of you and him on his next book... btw, isn't that going to be "Haunted PKI" or something?

Just Kidding about the book!

King George,

Thanks for saying my wife is beautiful. She is the most awesome woman I ever met in my life. She sacrificed the riches of Japan to be my wife in the Greater Cincinnati area. Though I can't take her to Tokyo Disney, Ninja Mura Park, Hagashiyama Koen, Little World, Nagashima Spa Land, or any of the other awesome Japanese theme parks........at least I can take her to exciting, romantic, and awesome Paramount's Kings Island.

Italian Chef

Now I want to go to Japan even more. I envy you so much Chef.

~Shadow~

Now I want to go to Japan even more. I envy you so much Chef. 

~Shadow~

Shadow,

Why do you envy me? Is it because I married a beautiful Japanese lady or because I lived in Japan for one year and visited MANY Japanese theme parks, temples, shrines, restaurants, castles, and other awesome places? Or both?

I think that PKI would benefit from some Japanese flavor.

Sincerely,

Italian Chef

Edited January 1, 197056 yr by italianchef

It's more of the fact that you went to Japan to begin with. I have been wanting to see that place, thanks to an exchange student from Nagoya.

~Shadow~

Mr. Chef,

I have also seen Mrs. Chef, and I can also attest that she is beautiful. You are one lucky guy.

Well, Mr. Siebert has always had a slick mind about how to build up pretty much anything. Just give the Island some time, and you will know everything.

PS. Awhile ago there was a bounty on a pic of Mr. Siebert working in his office, well I saw him working in there today! It was amazing! Unfortuneatly I didnt have a camera.

They had better not be getting rid of waterworks that is where i spend some or most of my time when i go to PKI.

well sucks for you man because it is going! Maybe a new waterpark, with a Saurator ride, those are fun. I think one would fit well at PKI, those are lots of fun!

PKI is expanding and improving an idea in 2004. I think to place boundries on the project like "They are improving and expanding the waterpark" is to not really grasping the scope of what they coudl be doing.

I know for a fact that PKI is transforming the former Waterworks into something brand new, unique and exciting. I think those that liked Waterworks will be happy with the change, and those that perhaps didn't like Waterworks will now be drawn to the area.

PKI is once again upping the ante. I expect we will begin to see formal information and press releases within the next two or three weeks. They will want to capitalize off of the final days of "Waterworks."

I would like to point out that a key word has been dropped in PKI advertising. Astute observers will notice that the word "Exotic" has been used. I think that is a huge clue.

Shaggy

I am REALLY looking forward to whatever changes are ahead for the WaterWorks area of the park. I did notice the word "Exotic" in the press release. I'm guessing there will be a new Island at the Island...Something along those lines...Maybe a more tropical feel - beaches, etc. Maybe they are trying to merge it into the rest of the park by building more of the park around it...With other parks modifying/adding new waterparks, I think this will be a great move for PKI...I'm sure it will be more than a 'makeover', but instead a complete transformation...I'm guessing WaterWorks as we know it will be completely gone.

PKI always tries to stay cutting edge (i.e. SOB, Delirium, TR:TR, etc.) - They won't disappoint us...You can't please everyone, but I'm guessing majority will be very happy. Reminder: I'm saying this - having no clue what is to come in 2004. I just know I've had a pass since I was old enough (I'll be 25 next week) and I spent 8 seasons working at the park. They always have something good up their sleeves!

Sittin' on the edge of my seat!

Since when have waterparks been gay?

Amen Brother Tanner! One of the main perks of water parks is seeing women in skimpy bathing suits. Everytime I go to WaterWorks or The Beach Water Park I enjoy looking at the ladies in sexy bathing suits more than I do riding the water slides.

RIGHT ON!!!! Yup thats just one of the reasons i love waterparks!