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That’s like saying Orion and Great Pumpkin are the same because they’re both roller coasters. There’s so many different factors that go into what makes a strong bathrooms experience at KI, cleanliness, location, build quality, and color palettes all play a HUGE factor in determining what separates the outhouses from the royal thrones. Let me put it like this, let’s say you gotta go, would you rather go to a sweaty, busy I Street bathroom at the start of the day, or maybe waltz a little further into the park and find a nice secret stall that you can relax, maybe scroll some KIC, and really lock in and set a plan on how to conquer your day. I know which option I would choose…

While every visit to KI I may not get on a ride, there is one thing I always do, go to the restroom. I’ve always been a fan of the restrooms near Backlot, just something about those subtle brown and beige colors of the building makes it easy to do to my business. Plus, knowing all of those thrilling attractions like The Beast or Diamondback or roaring by only a few hundred feet away, it really reels me in and gets me excited for my day. What’s your favorite restroom?

Imagine this, you walk into the park expecting to see the normal royal fountains, and instead you notice the Kings Island sign is missing, and is that - that a red carpet? You gaze further down where the sign was and see the red carpet transition into steps, INTO, the fountain. Welcome: to the Royal Hot Tub *insert Jurassic Park music* The fountain is a waste of space, it’s old, valuable real estate, has to be converted every winter and then brought back to life, what if we could collectively enjoy the magic of the fountain all year long by converting it into a hot tub? SF/CF loves building on the legacy of their parks, and this would be the perfect way to honor and continue the legacy of the Coney Island pool, by creating this centralized hot tub for guests to enjoy. Also imagine after a long day of winterfest going for a soak, floating down I street, closing your eyes, smelling all the tasty treats, taking in the magic of the season. As an upcharge maybe they do like adult only night senor frogs style with foam parties and rave lasers, have a DJ on the Eiffel Tower? Thoughts?

Probably add a loop to Adventure Express a loop with those three bench trains would have me geekington

Great ideas here guys, love seeing how we’re incorporating the loopy Dee loops into the rides without loopy Dee loops. Mystic would be pretty sweet with a loop around the lift hill like Kumba or Banshee

Boo Blaster isn’t going to make out of this decade, and a replacement is on the horizon. They could take out the ride system, gut the building, and replace it with the Midwests only All Indoor Straddle Coaster. This would be similar to DarKoaster in that it does two separate laps via a switch track, and would have subtle theming differences between each lap. Story goes Boocifer is back and you have to hop on motorcycles to escape him and the spirits around the house. Thoughts?

What ride would add a vertical loop to my brotha @Orion-XL200

If you could add a vertical loop to one ride at KI what would it be and why? for me: Adventure Express, because it would be DOPE

Yeah that double down looks great

If I could put in any last minute addition it would probably be to convert the second story La Rosas’s into a podcasting studio for Tower Topics. Imagine a state of the art facility, similar to the Joe Rogan Experience, nestled in the heart of the park, so Don and Ryan can truly focus and hone in on their craft. Additionally, in The Vortex plot two separate mansions for Don and Ryan respectively, along with a heli-pad and helicopter for when they need to film content for Worlds of Pod or a guest is flying in. This way they can chill at the park 24/7, give these guys their own refresh stations respectively that no one can get to, and unlimited Pub Burgers. Also a prestige lounge (for tower topics prestige members only) that’s the height of the burj khalifa for them to chill and hang out and film reels for content.

They should play this song whenever the waves start at Soak City: Everyone could float around like a crab, just hanging out, maybe do some crab arm motions. Just kinda opens up the theme of Soak City a lot more you know, let’s it be a choose your own adventure kinda beat Like you swim up next to someone and their like “o what’s up man I’m also a crab come in the waters nice and warm”

Crazy that KD cancelled winterfest it’s almost like they didn’t open their indoor rides, restaurants, or change the event line up once since 2018… This is classic CF, if it doesn’t work just cancel it, don’t try to change it, just give up. Happens all over the chain, what a shame.

SIR YOU DON’t UNDERSTAND I HAVE THE PRESTIGE PASS AND A WICKED GREEN TOWER TOPICS T SHIRT THAT COMES IN ANY SIZE YOU CANT KICK ME OUT OF STARBUCKS

Troll? I’m literally talking about ways to enhance the guest experience and reduce friction, increasing shareholder value with a new and familiar revenue stream, and refreshing culinary options with vegan inclusive options, don’t really see how this could be deemed trolling? It also alleviates recruiting as staffing would be done externally, and provides guests a familiar and comfortable option for those who aren’t as familiar with park options. Following these ideas up with practical ways to market these additions (ex: Mike skydiving off the Eiffel Tower) is an easy way to drum up hype, similar to the Walenda walk. If you think this real, concrete, and practical ideas that I proposed in this thread are “trolling” then you must be high as schell.

Imagine Mike koontz skydiving off the Eiffel Tower hitting the parachute landing on the ground and then putting on the BK crowd and everyone cheers. Tell me again how this is a bad idea….