LMAO, these are hilarious. I used to work there, and I've had quite a few funny questions from guests. Once I was working near The Beast and had a guest ask "How do you get to the top of the Eiffel Tower?" I really didn't know how to answer the question, so I just said "Ummm....what do you mean? I mean, there's an elevator...." Their response is Ohhhh, I get it now, thank you!" That was a very weird one. Did she think everyone took stairs up it? I really wish I said "We use a catapult, its over by FoF."
I'm sure I'll recall some more later......