Coaster Stats Wrong Again....

[The Interpreter]

To see how trivial the average writer seems to consider roller coaster and theme park statistics, take a gander at this article:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21548376/

Or, maybe those things have been sinking after all?

EDIT 8:49a.m. : Oops, the author is right...the stats are for the drops, not the heights. How weird is that?

[Aves]

UGH! AGAIN! People thinking they know it all but don't know SQUAT!

It's entertaining at school, I laugh about it, cause we're just kids.

BUT WHEN AN ADULT WRITER SCREWS UP?

Everyone listens and belives them. It's sick. I can't even decide on what story to tell.

How about This:

I was in line for The Beast, standing next to some big kids. (At the time, I was 7). They were talking about what rides they were going to ride next. I asked them how often they came, but at the time I went once a month.

They Said,"We come here ALL the time, were PKI EXPERTS"

I said, "Cool. Whats The Vortex like?"

They went into this explination about how cool the launch was and how you couldn't see anything in the big dome, and how there was a cool UFO.