DegenRider Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 Yogi asked for it and now I venture into my time machine again. All the way to the year 2006. My Trash Can Of DOOM Aka the time machine drops me inside PKI....Wait somthings Missing......wheres The Paramount? I walk in to Adventure Village WTF and see Amazon Falls, Demon Drop,Talon,Son of Beast, Skycoaster and.........Hang time! WTF is up. Top Gun is painted Black and yellow and its called talon. I am scared. I run away from adventure village. I go into Octoberfest to see Swamp buggy Jacks fish and chips! Adventure Express remains unchanged. I walk into coney. Goold Ol Coney hasn't changed one bi............flight of Freedom Sponcered by the US army WTF There are 2 new rides in coney. Top Scan and Columbos space adventure! Some one has dropped the ball on the names here......the Theater is still the FX theater. Into Rivertown Eygption Caves The ride WTF! I run into Nick Centeral or according to the sign...Knotts Campy Snoopy! Beastie is ok but Scooby and the HB gang are gone! I goto Boomerang Bay to see.............Shipwreck bay ?????? I run back to my garbage can of doom. Someone dropped a park map in.....Kings Island C'mon get happy A Cedar Fair park I ask a random employee what happened. Its jeff Siebert! but hes in a Regular uniform! I ask what happened again. They cut his pay and moved him to KCS and that paramount sold off the park after the last star trek movie made the company close. He tells me that The Beast walkback is gone. The discounts are gone. Admission is 55 bucks. No gold pass most of the staff fired. Maitance staff cut more trims on SOB and 5 point harnesses. I ask him why he can't quit. He said he signed a contract and that if he quits his kid will be taken. I have to leave at this point. He begs me to take him too but i cant or I would upset the timeline! I see sparky and drew running towards the garbage can saying "PAT YOU MORON NO!!!!!". They try leaping onto the garbage can just as I started the flux copassator and started traveling. When I arrived they were not in 2004 with me. I hope now that you know what the future holds we can stop them! But wait as I look at the time machine I see hints of blue and kakhi. They were fried like a bird on a live wire. They rather of died than stayed in that horrid place. God speed Men! I am back and I am confused. I have gone beyond 2006 and saw the park and I have been to when it opened. Theres no way this future should of came to pass. But wait 2 people who seem to be nothing more than pricks are missing from the timeline. Thats it I CAUSED IT! It was Drew's and Sparky's Reviews that stopped that film from getting released. But they must have a bigger role. I have erased them. But that means there not dead! There in Flux! NEXT TIME THE SEARCH FOR DREW AND SPARKY BEGINS. I travel into the time flux and search and try to restore these people back to there time and save the world! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StXBomber Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 LMFAO! That's great. Thanks for brining back the adventures in time, I needed a good laugh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterbilly Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 lol that is awesome dude. Definitely got some laughs here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeliriumDreamer Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 That is one awesome story! I want to read more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenRider Posted April 26, 2004 Author Share Posted April 26, 2004 Theres always Episode 2 Episode 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coasterbilly Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 i think i'm going to read those tomorrow, want this one to stay in my head for a while. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beastdude Posted April 26, 2004 Share Posted April 26, 2004 wow. How do you think up this stuff. No offence but are you crazy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenRider Posted April 27, 2004 Author Share Posted April 27, 2004 SOB is my fav coaster at PKI does that give you any indication? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopThrillDragster Posted April 27, 2004 Share Posted April 27, 2004 Thats great. The names are awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenRider Posted April 27, 2004 Author Share Posted April 27, 2004 Next monday shall bring part 2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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