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If you’re a fan of KIC, you’re probably a fan of the hit grass roots show taking over the Midwest, TOWER TOPICS with Don and Ryan! This thread is for topics ideas for the guys, here’s some of mine: Ranking the Stations Ranking the Queues Ranking Soak City Slides Ranking Trash Cans Ranking Every Restaurant Ranking the Restrooms Dons Least Favorite Rides KI Employee of the Year Award Tower Topics Employees Hall of Fame Drop Your suggestions down below!

Don…Ryan… Great to hear from the guys behind the show. Tower Topics is still the world’s best podcast, keep up the good work, just don’t forget where you came from when they put your stars down in the walk of fame in Hollywood.

The AI intros and thumbnails feel disgenuine and a cheap slap in the face to its most loyal fans. We came to watch Don, stayed for Ryan, and this is where the show is heading? Genuinely makes me mad to see them cheap out with this garbage. They had a good thing going and threw it all away. Sucking the soul right out of it. If they keep this up I will not be watching.

I think creed wrote that song HOLD ME NOW, IM SIX FEET FROM THE EDGE AND IM THINKING, MAYBE SIX FEET AINT SO FAR DOWN

Interesting… im not sure if want the piano man on this one. Perhaps re theming Congo falls to jimmy buffet could breathe new life into that attraction?

I started thinking to myself the following, what if The Racer had a story? Classic Americana, red and white, a by gone era, the smell of grease, ratcheting lap bars, it’s a period piece. Something that lacks from the ride is a story, some sort of lore if you will, right now it’s just a coaster. I propose that they retheme The Racer to Bruce Springsteen and call it the Boss. Picture this, that iconic entrance is demolished and turned into an indoor queue, the facade? The entrance would be designed to look like Asbury Park and the entrance would replicate the Stone Pony. You would go inside and there would be an animatronic Bruce Springsteen being like “JERZEEEEEEYYYYY MAKE SOME NOISEEEEEE” (the ride takes place in Jersey now) In the queue there would be a bar and pumped out smells of cigarettes to fully seal the ambiance. The ride experience would remain the same, just that they install off board audio to play Glory Days. You just rode The Boss. Thoughts?

Recently I’ve been thinking of ways to get more guests to Kings Island. It’s far away, you need a car, how can we get you there? I have two solutions 1: The KI Car 2: the fun bus 1. the KI car would be a self driving car that can only go from your home to Kings Island. It’s self driving, and requires a season pass to go. This would be the perfect gift for the biggest Kings Island fans in your life. No more saying you don’t want to drive, because the car does it for you. 2. the fun bus would be a bus located around Kings Island that only goes to the park. Imagine being downtown and then getting to go on the fun bus to the park? Anyways these are my ideas, please share your thoughts.

I was ridding the haunted mansion the other day and had the thought of “oml this ride gonna be boring asl if you just sit there.” A solution could be to put screens in your lap bar, like the size of a smart phone, that show custom Instagram reels to keep you entertained and stimulated when you’re not using the flashlight. You could have maestro doing tik tok dances, or snoopy, or even other six flags parks related reels with gold pass ads. Content could be changed out, and less people will be on there phones, so it’s a win for everyone. Thoughts?

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I don’t think I would want to sleep there…

Imagine sleeping in a beach house esque bungalow in Soak City? I’m thinking something like this: People are like “Oh, who’s that? Why is there a house there?” And then it’s like “Oh that? That’s Steve’s. Yeah he lives in Soak City, he’s been here since the park opened actually. Dude can totally crush some wings from the island smokehouse. You can usually catch him soaking in the rays on the shores of Breakers Bay, Masons own ocean, or just vibing out on the Splash River letting the tide take him where he needs to go.”

imagine this, Tony c gives you the keys to the kingdom, and says, “If you could have a sleepover anywhere in KI, where you guys doing this?” What would you do? Now this would be a sleepover, I’m talking sleeping bags, casting YouTube onto the tv, snacks. You get to bring your friends. In the morning the KI executive chef has a bountiful meal prepared for you. I would probably sleep somewhere along the second story of I street, maybe convert it into like a little pent house studio apartment? Imagine there’s like a little door that leads to an elevator, and then you go up and there’s a Murphy bed and bean bags and a fridge. Maybe some sort of musical instruments to do bits with at 4 am? A parlor couch, a table with mail on top of it. Blackout curtains so we can sleep til like 2 pm. what about you?

Title says all. Would you rather have present day Six Flags Management or 2006 Paramount Management?

See an Oktoberfest event makes too much sense and would make money which is they they wouldn’t host one

Seems like this concept might be closer to reality…