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Recently I’ve been thinking of ways to get more guests to Kings Island. It’s far away, you need a car, how can we get you there? I have two solutions 1: The KI Car 2: the fun bus 1. the KI car would be a self driving car that can only go from your home to Kings Island. It’s self driving, and requires a season pass to go. This would be the perfect gift for the biggest Kings Island fans in your life. No more saying you don’t want to drive, because the car does it for you. 2. the fun bus would be a bus located around Kings Island that only goes to the park. Imagine being downtown and then getting to go on the fun bus to the park? Anyways these are my ideas, please share your thoughts.

I was ridding the haunted mansion the other day and had the thought of “oml this ride gonna be boring asl if you just sit there.” A solution could be to put screens in your lap bar, like the size of a smart phone, that show custom Instagram reels to keep you entertained and stimulated when you’re not using the flashlight. You could have maestro doing tik tok dances, or snoopy, or even other six flags parks related reels with gold pass ads. Content could be changed out, and less people will be on there phones, so it’s a win for everyone. Thoughts?

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I don’t think I would want to sleep there…

Imagine sleeping in a beach house esque bungalow in Soak City? I’m thinking something like this: People are like “Oh, who’s that? Why is there a house there?” And then it’s like “Oh that? That’s Steve’s. Yeah he lives in Soak City, he’s been here since the park opened actually. Dude can totally crush some wings from the island smokehouse. You can usually catch him soaking in the rays on the shores of Breakers Bay, Masons own ocean, or just vibing out on the Splash River letting the tide take him where he needs to go.”

imagine this, Tony c gives you the keys to the kingdom, and says, “If you could have a sleepover anywhere in KI, where you guys doing this?” What would you do? Now this would be a sleepover, I’m talking sleeping bags, casting YouTube onto the tv, snacks. You get to bring your friends. In the morning the KI executive chef has a bountiful meal prepared for you. I would probably sleep somewhere along the second story of I street, maybe convert it into like a little pent house studio apartment? Imagine there’s like a little door that leads to an elevator, and then you go up and there’s a Murphy bed and bean bags and a fridge. Maybe some sort of musical instruments to do bits with at 4 am? A parlor couch, a table with mail on top of it. Blackout curtains so we can sleep til like 2 pm. what about you?

Title says all. Would you rather have present day Six Flags Management or 2006 Paramount Management?

See an Oktoberfest event makes too much sense and would make money which is they they wouldn’t host one

Seems like this concept might be closer to reality…

Do we think it’s Looney Toons or Phantom Theater?

They should show reels and have AI voice overs of Joe Rogan being like “buy a Fast Lane, it saves you time and money.” also more AI, like a TMZ style KI NEWS segment where it’s like that offical sounding voice AI that people use and it’s like “Drake was spotted on The Racer” and it shows an image of him on The Racer in a sweatshirt hands down. Also trends, like it’s just food reviews w different local micro influencers and they’re like “MMMM THIS SANDWICH IS SO TASTY” and it’s just them eating in their cars with KI in the background. Thoughts?

I been thinking: The people (we), we need our voice heard. I’m tired of these corporate guys coming in and being blah blah synergy this cost cutting that, more like how bout you shut your mouth and build us a T. rex? (Eeeeessssh) Thats why I’m proposing, industry legend Don Helbig takes a hold of the ship as the CEO of Six Flags. See Don knows the parks, he would be approachable, his office is international street for crying out loud! Concerned about food quality? All corporate employees are given a dining plan and that’s the only thing they can use tk eat year round. Try cutting back hours and food quality now… Rides…I mean Don rode The Racer a couple hundred times back in the day, I don’t think anyone knows rides better than this guy. Now for the COO, we’re going out of the industry, and we’re bringing in Ryan Suhr. This guy works in finance, he can crunch some numbers and use blender, unstoppable. Anyways these guys would totally change the game kinda like that scene in step brothers when the two guys interview for jobs. thoughts?

Mods can we move this thread to the appropriate section? Looks like another thread was created, don’t want KIC users to be confused since this is the original, possibly merge the threads?

Anything that lets me rip cannonballs faster…I am all in!

I’ve noticed something concerning regarding Tower Topics, in today’s episode you could tell something bad, like really bad happened. Let’s break down the facts: Don and Ryan were the face of the resistance. Telling us how it is, and not afraid to speak their minds. The Tower Topics X was deleted, no more tweets, all gone, poof. Today’s episode, was very apologetic, let’s focus on the good, what? What happened to the Don and Ryan from last week? This show was previously like being on a life boat (the podcast) watching the titanic sink (Kings Island). What is going on? Sounds like to me they were confronted by upper management about their behavior, and if they keep this up they my be banned from the park. They deleted the X burning the paper trail, losing thousands of historical tweets. Sounds like damage control to me… Has Tower Topics entered it’s shill era? Sounds like it to me.