DegenRider

The park was designed so that you can get anywhere (expect Boomerang Bay) in about 15 mins from any spot in the park. Elminating the need for a people mover. The train is used because its quite a walk to the waterpark and its an easy way to be transported. Remember the Monorail we had here before (which is now located at Jungle Jims) was here to take you around the wild animal habitat. You came back to where you started. The parks master plan makes this soooo easy. Now try getting anywhere in Kentucky Kingdom in 15 mins Not happening. **** poor layout is to blame. There is no need for one and I do not forsee one.

Next monday shall bring part 2.

SOB is my fav coaster at PKI does that give you any indication?

Theres always Episode 2 Episode 3

Yogi asked for it and now I venture into my time machine again. All the way to the year 2006. My Trash Can Of DOOM Aka the time machine drops me inside PKI....Wait somthings Missing......wheres The Paramount? I walk in to Adventure Village WTF and see Amazon Falls, Demon Drop,Talon,Son of Beast, Skycoaster and.........Hang time! WTF is up. Top Gun is painted Black and yellow and its called talon. I am scared. I run away from adventure village. I go into Octoberfest to see Swamp buggy Jacks fish and chips! Adventure Express remains unchanged. I walk into coney. Goold Ol Coney hasn't changed one bi............flight of Freedom Sponcered by the US army WTF There are 2 new rides in coney. Top Scan and Columbos space adventure! Some one has dropped the ball on the names here......the Theater is still the FX theater. Into Rivertown Eygption Caves The ride WTF! I run into Nick Centeral or according to the sign...Knotts Campy Snoopy! Beastie is ok but Scooby and the HB gang are gone! I goto Boomerang Bay to see.............Shipwreck bay ?????? I run back to my garbage can of doom. Someone dropped a park map in.....Kings Island C'mon get happy A Cedar Fair park I ask a random employee what happened. Its jeff Siebert! but hes in a Regular uniform! I ask what happened again. They cut his pay and moved him to KCS and that paramount sold off the park after the last star trek movie made the company close. He tells me that The Beast walkback is gone. The discounts are gone. Admission is 55 bucks. No gold pass most of the staff fired. Maitance staff cut more trims on SOB and 5 point harnesses. I ask him why he can't quit. He said he signed a contract and that if he quits his kid will be taken. I have to leave at this point. He begs me to take him too but i cant or I would upset the timeline! I see sparky and drew running towards the garbage can saying "PAT YOU MORON NO!!!!!". They try leaping onto the garbage can just as I started the flux copassator and started traveling. When I arrived they were not in 2004 with me. I hope now that you know what the future holds we can stop them! But wait as I look at the time machine I see hints of blue and kakhi. They were fried like a bird on a live wire. They rather of died than stayed in that horrid place. God speed Men! I am back and I am confused. I have gone beyond 2006 and saw the park and I have been to when it opened. Theres no way this future should of came to pass. But wait 2 people who seem to be nothing more than pricks are missing from the timeline. Thats it I CAUSED IT! It was Drew's and Sparky's Reviews that stopped that film from getting released. But they must have a bigger role. I have erased them. But that means there not dead! There in Flux! NEXT TIME THE SEARCH FOR DREW AND SPARKY BEGINS. I travel into the time flux and search and try to restore these people back to there time and save the world!

No one pays attention to it. Most people call it Go carts.

It was the slogan that year I believe

I could so see that happening. Wildest rumors I've heard: Vortex is sinking Top Gun is going to be torn down SOB's trains valley on a regular basis Kid falling out of Drop Zone The employee parking lot is going to be re-paved Tomb Raider exploded Paramount is going to sell Kings Island back to the Linders Employee lot repaved LOL C'mon they haven't repaved the lot for the rest of the people in forever. Fat chance of that happening.

You runied the suprise.

I was just thinking what is the side B movie going to be this year. Is it gonna be the same old movie it was last year or did they get somthing new? I would love to see a classic AT movie in side B.

No it was built without blue prints.

no

^ your winning by such a large margin though.

^ I did have my shoes off for a min yesterday. I was drying my socks out. Which didn'tg help much I still ended up getting blisters.

I'm short and fat not a great combo. No bruises. Very sunburnt.

3rd visit to PKI for the season and the 1st where I actually used some of my goldpass perks. I arrived about 9:00am with my buddy Rob and we headed for Action Zone ERT. Rob road Delirium while I watched. A few more pounds need to be lost before my fatty ass can fit in there without spine crushing action. We then went to SOB and waited. I BSed with Drew and Erik for a bit and we got to know some of the SOB staff better. The wait was on. We were determined to ride it today. We didn't know what to expect and finally it woke up and all was good. We arrived in SOB's station to see 2 trains on the track which was a good sign. We board in the very back and its off. The ride is a major inprovement over last year. That rosebowl is nice and smooth. Your going alot faster thoughout the ride now. It feels like it. I assume you keep more speed due to less shuffling of the trains. The G's in the loop feel stronger as well. I applaud the people who did all the work GOOD JOB. Now fix the rest of the ride We road again in the very front. I must say the SOB crew was on the ball. I believe the supervisors there help show that work ethic and prowess. After that we decide to head to the flyers. We meet up with Rob's brother Chuck who called into work. We road the flyers for about 5 cycles and I was rocking em all day. I also was able to keep tub#8 at every cycle. After that went down to Beast. I must of lost some weight Cause I was able to get in easilly and once again the seatbelts are no prob. I like the theme music on the ride. Although speaker placement is odd. The ride itself is same old beast. The Beast flyer crew also should recieve mention because they were flying yesterday as well. After that its time for SOB again. Chuck and Rob ride in one of the worst seats in there opinion 2.1. I road behind them in 2.2 Smooth as silk and good power! Chuck goes home and so does the mystery man tom we were with. Me and Rob are back alone. We head into HB for Scooby Doo's Haunted Castle. My guns were dead . After that we attempted beastie but lines were long. We were HOT so it was WWC time. Nothing more fun that White Water Canyon in the middle of april. Nice gold refreshing water. We were sniped too but the public sprayers. Nice and soaked. Lets go get on the train! WOO WOO! I wanted to pull a dollywood and jump off the train at the corny jokes. I saw derbeast spoke for a second with him. Mentioing the corny jokes. Sheesh they were aful. <----low point of my day. TRTR was next but as usual its broke. We left the line it repopens. Screw that POS. Me and Rob are tired and hungry. We head over to our Fav eatery. Bubba Gumps. A nice po-boy sandwhich and some Forest gump and we were very relaxed. We took about a 45min break. After we were good and rested we hit up SOB again. It was shift change and Drew asked if I had my cell on me. I said no and that he was gonna ride some rides and we should catch up later. I said we should be at the flyers for a while later on and we should show him how to fly. After another bilissful ride on SOB its Drews baby AE. Good to see everything working. We went and Road Shake Rattle and Roll. We had some screamers. God did we have screamers on there. We road SBSP3d and after 2 slow downs were on <---longest wait of the day. I purchased a water bottle and drank and drank and drank. I was dehydrated a bit. We rested and waited for Drew to show up. Well he shows up with Sparky, Spark'ys GF,unnamed girl. We all ride the flyers and boy does drew suck. I mean I have seen suck before but ive seen kids fall into it better than he does. He has NO moves. HE SUCKS DREW YOU ARE HEREBY PUT IN FUNK U. THE FLYERS SCHOOL! GOD YOU SUCKEd We parted ways again and me and Rob did another round and headed to SOB. We saw Sparky and drew and the ladies and said our goodbyes. We road SOB and we were beat. We left to out parking spot in the free NON Goldpass lot IE the closest regular spaces in the park. We went home. I crashed. I woke and I wrote a TR

Was there today. 2 trains are back in operation. Dispacting was good and the ride is better than ever the new work on it HAS made a conisderable amount of difference. They know the ride is a work in progress and t hey do have Paramount to back them up. It ran great all day today.

I agree. Smack will start being laid down.

Wood: SOB Steel: Fof

Very low ridership. No body ever road the thing.

I think smokers in line should be wrapped and smoked like on futurerama.

^^The 4th reich found it funny. whatya gonna do? There I gave you a custom title happy? We never banned anymone. There our "guests". Do you wanna be a "guest" at the WCT Pris....Hotel?

Gold passes are limited engagements. The will issue regular white pases after the may 23rd deadline.

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