Ok this isn't really funny, but it's sick and i think you all will enjoy it.
On my 2nd day of work last year, I was at Vortex checking restraints. Well Vortex has a reputation for making you sick when you ride. I was the only one on load side when we got the record for the most vomit in one hour. 12, yes, 12 people throw-up on Vortex in one single hour, and me being the only soul on loadside, I had to spray out the cars every blessed time! And on my first time spraying out the train, the nozzle popped off and i was soaked from head to foot on a breezy April morning! Yah for me! I will never eat Skyline again, that stuff looks nasty the second time around.
~Tif~