Kings Island - Because B&M and KI don't match.

Kings Island:

Reality Sucks! No mortgage or college tuition to worry about here!!!

Kings Island: Now with 30% less imagination!

Kings Island: You can do alot worse!

Kings Island: We're moving mountains...out of the park!

Kings Island: The best in hollywo...nah just kidding, we did away with all that!

Sorry none of these are positive, but bashing the park is so much more fun lol.

Kings Island:

Reality Sucks! No mortgage or college tuition to worry about here!!!

...unless, of course, you choose to buy food or merchandise, in which case a home equity loan would be helpful!

Kings Island: Only bring your wallet and not your family. We just want your money.

...unless your family members also have wallets, in which case they can also come, with their money! A family and their money are soon parted!

(In jest there is truth. Families spend much more than singles or even similarly sized groups of individuals, on the whole)

Kings Island: Every time a child cries, we sell some blue ice cream!

It almost never fails, whenever I am visiting the park and walking through Nick U, there is almost always a parent buying their crying child some blue ice cream!

Kings Island: We've Got Big Wood!

Kings Island: Even Guiliani Visited Us! (Aug 2007, Hannity Concert)

Kings Island: We've Got Big Wood!.....

Believe it or not, in recent years so-called family friendly Six Flags has sold t-shirts with that exact slogan on them....along with the likes of "Ride The Big Woody!"

Interpreter, Kings Island also has edgy shirts of that nature as well. I can't remember if they are in Attitudes or Thrill Seekers. The shop is in Coney Mall across from The Racer entrance though. They have many many shirts with suggestive coaster content! There are many Shaggy shirts speaking of the "munchies" which I suppose is relatively tame.

Oh, I know....I just find it ironic that the parks sell shirts that they wouldn't let guests wear into the parks. There's something wrong with that model! I know for a fact that Six Flags has literally barred entry to people who were wearing suggestive apparel bought from.....Six Flags.

Kings Island: Where kids are our #1 guests!

Kings Island: Where our food is better than our ride names!

Kings Island: Where we love money, not our guests!

Kings Island: Where we spend more money on shows than our rides!

Kings Island: Bring your kids, so at least someone will have fun.

Kings Island: Where you can have fun...Oh Wait!

Kings Island: Have a great time at the movies...Oh Wait!

Kings Island: Where you can spend money!

Kings Island: Spend your money here!

Kings Island: Where our food is better than our ride names!

That one made me laugh.

Kings Island: Based on our ride names did you expect us to think up a decent slogan.

Kings Island: In "08" no good names came to mind, so no new ride will you find

Kings Island: We couldn't name it, so we just didn't build it

Kings Island: If we build it, they will come

Kings Island: If you pay for it, we will build it

Kings Island: If we build it, they will pay for it

Kings Island: Price check on Flight Deck, Bob

Kings Island: Which way will you go, on Invertigo

Kings Island: Our Food is cheaper than College

Kings Island: Clearance sale on all 07 food and candy

Kings Island: Cedar Fair, That'll make you grow some hair

Kings Island: Paramount Movies Right Across the Street!

Kings Island - Where slogans are more creative than ride names.

Kings Island - Where a family can have fun (at a resonabile price)!

"Kings Island, Where Else? What? Cedar Point? Well, Okay then."

"Kings Island, Where Else? What? Cedar Point? Well, Okay then."

Yea, Seriously! There are like 5 decent parks outside Kings Island within driving distance!

That slogan would do better at like, Etlich Gardens!

Kings Island - If you find a better Amusement Park, Go there!

Kings Island - The family that plays together, PAYS together!

Kings Island: Take a Break from Ferris Wheels.

Kings Island - Cause We're to good for B&M!

"Kings Island, Where Else? What? Cedar Point? Well, Okay then."

Yea, Seriously! There are like 5 decent parks outside Kings Island within driving distance!

That slogan would do better at like, Etlich Gardens!

Puh-leeze tell me you are kidding. That miserable park is just miles from one of the most charming, wonderful small parks in the country...Lakeside...and before Elitches moved, you could actually see the lifthill of the other park's wooden coaster from either park...

Kings Island: We have backlot stunt track! Enough said!

haha

Kings Island: We have a Drop Tower!

Drop Tower:

• "20% Scarier than the leading brand."
• "If it were any taller, you'd need a pilot's license."
• "The quickest way to Action Zone from the sky."
• "Like bunjee jumping, without the messy cords."
• "I can see my house from up here!"
• "You'll never look at magnets the same."

Paradise Island frozen fruit smoothies (in Rivertown): Will It Blend?!?

^That could make a very nice live stage show!