Test Dummy Ready for First Ride on Diamondback

[Shaggy]

(Yes it's stupid...but I was bored...and whenever I see these seats this is what I think of.)

Folks, we have a winner.

Now THAT was funny.

Shaggy

[Jasper]

(Yes it's stupid...but I was bored...and whenever I see these seats this is what I think of.)

Folks, we have a winner.

Now THAT was funny.

Shaggy

Agreed one hundred percent. That one tops the cake. Very nice job!

[Young Gunz]

As some of you saw, there are some test dummies already loaded in the cars on Diamondback. Although they have yet to take a run around the track yet, these dummies sat still ready for their first ride. Well today, Diamondback had its first test dummie sat down in one of Diamondbacks comfy seats and pulled down the restraint. Trapping him in there for 10 minutes or so. While the tohers grabbed the instruction book to manually open the restraints in laughter.

BONUS

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Just 230 foot lift hill? Not evil enough!

Is this ride evil? Or is the Diet Coke of roller coasters?

is this an evil roller coaster or is is quasi-evil?

Did this ride cost ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS?

Come Mr. Bigglesworth. Take a spin on my new thrill machine.

...the rest of the riders .. I had them melted with hot liquid magma.

[Beast Man]

"It blew my hair off."

[coolhandluke]

"Huh? What'd you say about clearance testing for a surprise new tunnel...?"

"Wait, did I just board a train in the storage shed? ...Rats."

And the Hoveround was very well done. Even though you didn't provide the asterisk disclaimer

[Beast1979]

"Now I never have to go back home to my wife again, I can just camp out here!"

[bzahlong]

"I could've sworn I ordered this in Intamin."

(just kidding)

[tigellinus]

^^Haha...that's pretty good!

[DeLorean Rider]

"Wow, that was one heck of a ride. I sure love a good B&M. Hey uh speaking of BM's..."