SOB_TOM Posted March 2, 2004 Share Posted March 2, 2004 LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and Gentlemen may I have your attention please? As you enter the ride you will notice that there are black and grey pouches located directly in front of you seats. We STRONGLY recommend that you put all loose articles such as hats, glasses, cell phones, glass eyes, sandles, flipflops, shoes, money, or anything else you might have in your pockets into these pouches.If you have any backpacks or large stuffed animals, I will be walking around the room and you may hand them to me and I will put them in the Rendesvous room for you to pick up after you ride. To collect your large articles please go around the corner of the building until you see the Rendesvous door. Knock on it and an attandant will be there shortly. As a reminder, Paramounts Kings Island is not responsible for any articles lost, left, stolen, or broken during your ride. (Lights dim if you timed it right) And now get ready to experience the one, the only, Tomb Raider: The Ride. This isnt how its written, but we butchered it to include so much goofy stuff that I dont remember how its correctly written. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RyanA Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 My personal favorite quote was Stan Lee from 7th Portal, "IN CYBERSPACE!!!"(big shockwaves explode around him). Does anyone remember 2002's FearFest spiel when the park began to switch over to Fear Fest after the regular day, the voice starts out like a park attendant, than half way through the speil becomes an evil voice. It was actually pretty cool...As for TR quotes, the first time I rode it I got stuck in the Antechamber, and for like an hour every 10 minutes a pre-recorded woman would come on saying "Attention Tomb Raiders, we are currently experiencing a technical delay, we will return to operation shortly"or something like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S500 Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 If memory serves me right, there is a spiel located within the AZ that goes off every 4 minutes. If you work at DZ, it can annoy you to death. Is that Jeff Seibert's voice? " Please no smoking, as a reminder smoking is not permitted in any line at Paramounts Kings Island. Thank you for not smoking. " May I have your attention please, this attraction is currently not operating. We anticipate a lengthy delay before the attraction will reopen. You are more than welcome to wait in line but we we suggest you visit some of our other rides and attractions. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you for your understanding." "May I have your attention please: ________ is experiencing a technical delay. We do not anticipate a long delay but will keep you posted as soon as we can make an accurate estimate. IF you choose to leave the line please do so by way of the entrance. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you for your patience." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOB/Gun Steve-O Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Pretty much ever ride has that, I think. I know SOB and Gun do, we just have to hit the button for all of them, and people never pay attention to the PA unless someone is screaming through it, so we generally don't use the auto-speil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pki_rulz Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 As for TR quotes, the first time I rode it I got stuck in the Antechamber, and for like an hour every 10 minutes a pre-recorded woman would come on saying "Attention Tomb Raiders, we are currently experiencing a technical delay, we will return to operation shortly"or something like that. Actually it goes.... Attention Tomb Raiders, we are experiencing a technical delay. A team of experts is checking into the situation. As soon as its resolved, your adventure will continue. Haha, I heard that so much in 03!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beastiebub Posted March 3, 2004 Share Posted March 3, 2004 Hi my name is _________. I will be suiting you up today. Please face me and put a foot in each loop. Grab those same loops and pull them up like you are putting on a pair of pants. Now clap your hands together and dive through the middle. Seperate your hands. Good, now hold this against your chest. Please look straight ahead and put your feet together. Please hold your foot bar. Who is pulling the ripcord? The orange knob on your hip is the ripcord. When you get to the top they are going to say 3-2-1 Fly. When you here that, grab the orange knob and pull it towards the ground. Do you understand? At the end of your flight there will be a loop. You will grab the loop. This loop is the equivalent of picking up a 50 pound suitcase. Are you willing and capable of doing this? Good. Head over to Flight Area 1. I think I got the majority of it and I am sure someone will correct me if I missed something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adbort Posted March 3, 2004 Author Share Posted March 3, 2004 I'm surprised no one put up the Congo Falls speils. Please remain seated with hands inside of boat until the boat comes to a complete stop inside the station thank you. Or Please do not run on the observation area, please keep a pathway open for those now exiting the ride, Thank You. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenmayes Posted March 4, 2004 Share Posted March 4, 2004 "Get ready to die" Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelixSpiral Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Actually it goes.... Attention Tomb Raiders, we are experiencing a technical delay. A team of experts is checking into the situation. As soon as its resolved, your adventure will continue. Haha, I heard that so much in 03!! Apparently not enough, Josh. It's actually a "temporary" delay. How about: "All right now, remember. Remain seated throughout the entire ride, and for goodness sake keep your hands, arms, and legs inside the boat at all times!.........and thank you." "Caution! Keep your hands down and inside the car. Please remain seated at all times. Thank you!" "The go-cart has two foot pedals. The red one is for the brake, and the green one is for the gas. Please do not press on the gas pedal until you are instructed to do so. Before entering the track, please notice the traffic lights located in the station and around the track. Green means go, red means stop. Please do not bump the car in front of you, or you will be removed from the track. Thank you and please drive safely." Let's see....some from the good old days: "Ladies and gentlemen, the handrails are our friends. We do not sit on your friends, so please don't sit on ours." "Ladies and gentlemen, unless you are on fire, you should not be smoking." ...and my personal favorite... "Please do not run through the line. If you run, you could be mistaken for deer and shot." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoObKiNoS Posted March 5, 2004 Share Posted March 5, 2004 Ladies and gentleman for your safety we ask that you please do not sit stand climb or swim on any of the metal handrails. thank you and enjoy the rest of your stay with us at paramoutns Kings Island, home to the world famous Adventure Express, the number one mine-cart coaster in america. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adbort Posted March 5, 2004 Author Share Posted March 5, 2004 Ladies and Gentlemen in only 15 minutes Paramount's Kings Island will persent (insert show name here) (Brief discripition of show here) and that show will begin in only 15 minutes. Ladies and Gentlemen if you should become seperated from your group please visit one of the 5 message center locations to leave a message thank you. Ladies and Gentlemen may I have your attention please Tonight at (Closing time here) Paramount's Kings Island will proudly present a firework suptacualr, that's tonight at (closing time) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adbort Posted March 10, 2004 Author Share Posted March 10, 2004 Anyone remember the original Top Gun speil? "We hope you enjoyed the ride, when the ride cable comes to a stop push down and pull on your restraint, please exit to your left and enjoy the rest of your day at Paramount's Kings Island....Please remain seated thru out the ride, keep hands arms and legs inside the ride cable at all times. Please secure any looses articles you may have brought along with you, and enjoy the ride. Lift speil. "Please remain seated thru the ride, keep hands arms and legs inside the ride cable at all times." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MommaBeast Posted March 11, 2004 Share Posted March 11, 2004 If memory serves me right, there is a spiel located within the AZ that goes off every 4 minutes. If you work at DZ, it can annoy you to death. Is that Jeff Seibert's voice? " Please no smoking, as a reminder smoking is not permitted in any line at Paramounts Kings Island. Thank you for not smoking. " May I have your attention please, this attraction is currently not operating. We anticipate a lengthy delay before the attraction will reopen. You are more than welcome to wait in line but we we suggest you visit some of our other rides and attractions. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you for your understanding." "May I have your attention please: ________ is experiencing a technical delay. We do not anticipate a long delay but will keep you posted as soon as we can make an accurate estimate. IF you choose to leave the line please do so by way of the entrance. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you for your patience." How 'bout that LOUD annoying "No Smoking" spiel in the Delirium Q? Utterly deafening. MommaBeast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonLord Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 I'm sure I've posted something like this before, but oh well... for those of you who have had the luck of hearing me in the mornings at the rope, you know it. If you haven't had that luck, then good luck reading this. I usually say something like this at every morning rope. I tweak it depending on the rope I'm at, usually telling about new rides in the area and giving directions to where other rides are at. It also changes depending on the month and any thing special going on. Good morning and welcome to Paramount's Kings Island! There are a few things you have to remember while you are in the park: First, shoes shirts and shorts are required in the park at all times. The exception, of course, is the water park. The water park opens at 10 and is included with the price of admission. Gold Pass memebers must use the gold pass gate located in the water works parking lot. There is no smoking in any of the ride lines! If I see you smoking in a ride line, I can kick you out of the line. Please, do not smok in the ride lines. This is posted at all the rides. Also, line jumping is not a sport! We take it very seriously in the park and if I see you line jumping I can kick you out of the park and we do not give refunds. If you are with a group, stay together when you get into the ride line. You are not allowed to catch up with your group if they are already in line, it would be line jumping. If you get out of line for any reason, you must start at the end of the line. You are not allowed to get back in line where you were at. That is line jumping. Do not jump or climb over or under any of the que lines or fences for the lines. You must enter a ride line at the entrance. If I see you enter into a ride line at any other point than the entrance, it is line jumping and I will kick you out of the line. For those of you that enjoy a drink while in the park, you are not allowed to walk around the park with alcohol. All alcohol must be finished on the patio or in the building where you buy it. If you are walking around the park with alcohol, we'll make you throw it away. If I see you transfer alcohol into any other container than the one that it is served in, I will make you throw it away. We do not page anyone in the park unless there is a verified police or medical emergancy. If you become seperated from your group, please go to one of the message center locations, located at Baby Care in Hanna Barbara Land, under the front gate at Guest Relations, and at the kiosk under the tower. If you lose a child 11 years old or younger, get a hold of an employee and we will be able to help you find your child. Childern 12 years old and up are considered by the park allowed to walk around by themselves. If you become seperated from a child 12 years old or older, please go to a message center location. Water is free in the park if you ask for it! Glasses of water are free at most food stands. If you have any questions feel free to ask, I'll drop the rope in 10 minutes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYoung2003 Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 If memory serves me right, there is a spiel located within the AZ that goes off every 4 minutes. If you work at DZ, it can annoy you to death. Is that Jeff Seibert's voice? " Please no smoking, as a reminder smoking is not permitted in any line at Paramounts Kings Island. Thank you for not smoking. " May I have your attention please, this attraction is currently not operating. We anticipate a lengthy delay before the attraction will reopen. You are more than welcome to wait in line but we we suggest you visit some of our other rides and attractions. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you for your understanding." "May I have your attention please: ________ is experiencing a technical delay. We do not anticipate a long delay but will keep you posted as soon as we can make an accurate estimate. IF you choose to leave the line please do so by way of the entrance. We apologize for the inconvenience. Thank you for your patience." How 'bout that LOUD annoying "No Smoking" spiel in the Delirium Q? Utterly deafening. MommaBeast Thats the speil Cletus was talking about. Its louder at Congo trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AZ Kinda Guy Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 Sad thing is Barnyard, Congo's spiel is not automatic, thus the volume can be controlled. Deliriums spiel is automatic, which means we can't control the volume. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenmayes Posted March 12, 2004 Share Posted March 12, 2004 I'm surprised no one put up the Congo Falls speils. Please remain seated with hands inside of boat until the boat comes to a complete stop inside the station thank you. Or Please do not run on the observation area, please keep a pathway open for those now exiting the ride, Thank You. These are my least favorite "speils" at PKI..They drive me crazy and I amnot quite sure why Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beastiebub Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 My absolute favorite is something I heard all the time coming from Congo when I would be at Drop Zone. "We are Kung-fu fighting, ya, ya." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adbort Posted March 16, 2004 Author Share Posted March 16, 2004 My absolute favorite is something I heard all the time coming from Congo when I would be at Drop Zone. "We are Kung-fu fighting, ya, ya." I never heard that before. Where was it coming from? Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOF Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 My absolute favorite is something I heard all the time coming from Congo when I would be at Drop Zone. "We are Kung-fu fighting, ya, ya." I never heard that before. Where was it coming from? Thanks Just a hunch, but how about a singing hampster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CYoung2003 Posted March 16, 2004 Share Posted March 16, 2004 My absolute favorite is something I heard all the time coming from Congo when I would be at Drop Zone. "We are Kung-fu fighting, ya, ya." LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carpetarson Posted March 17, 2004 Share Posted March 17, 2004 Just a hunch, but how about a singing hampster. I have that Hampster bugs the heck out of me when someone pushes it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xxD3LIRIUMxx Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Last year, I rode the Flight of Fear a couple of times. There was this girl running it, and she didn't really say much... She gave a thumbs up to the front seat, a thumbs up to the back seat, turned her thumb sideways and gave thumbs up to everyone in the train that way --------------------------> Then turned her thumb the other way and gave everyone thumbs up the other way: <------------------------ And the only word she uttered was. "Clear", in this almost robot-like voice. While waiting in line, it was kind of amusing. We kept going "Clear...Clear" and mimicking her because, you know it's a long wait and there's nothing else to do when you're up that far. The video's behind you, all you have is a pretty long wait ahead of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PkiJake13 Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 ^After seeing the video like two times there seems to be nothing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teenageninja Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 What do you do in other lines that don't have videos and stuff? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adam12 Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 When was the train ride installed at Kings Island? -adam12 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PkiJake13 Posted March 20, 2004 Share Posted March 20, 2004 Nothing I was just saying the video can get really annoying after awhile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derbeast Posted March 22, 2004 Share Posted March 22, 2004 When was the train ride installed at Kings Island? -adam12 72 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adbort Posted March 24, 2004 Author Share Posted March 24, 2004 Last year, I rode the Flight of Fear a couple of times. There was this girl running it, and she didn't really say much... She gave a thumbs up to the front seat, a thumbs up to the back seat, turned her thumb sideways and gave thumbs up to everyone in the train that way --------------------------> Then turned her thumb the other way and gave everyone thumbs up the other way: <------------------------ And the only word she uttered was. "Clear", in this almost robot-like voice. While waiting in line, it was kind of amusing. We kept going "Clear...Clear" and mimicking her because, you know it's a long wait and there's nothing else to do when you're up that far. The video's behind you, all you have is a pretty long wait ahead of you. Yes at Vortex we also said "Clear" before we dispatched the train out of the station. Sometimes the intercoms were so muttered it sounded like you were saying Queer. No joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stephenmayes Posted March 25, 2004 Share Posted March 25, 2004 I bet that got some weird looks! Steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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