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North Korean leader throws a fit over 'pathetic' theme park


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"After taking a good BM,

Kim Jong-un had a very INTAMIN talk with his wife, who is a big HUSSy. Apparently, her younger brother, TOGO-un, drank too much VE (Korean wing-rider whiskey) and was now in a VE-KOMA! To make matters worse, there were no donors anywhere to help supply TOGO-un with heart-lines and stuff to keep him going. HUSSy's sister, SS, suggested CEEJEE-EYE, which, although somewhat a new treatment, could put TOGO-un back on a top rail. It was a PREMIERE success and they celebrated by riding downhill in toboggans made by a company in Philadelphia"

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Is he wearing a fedora or a cowboy hat? Either way, you have disgraced the hats enthusiasts.... He has a whole country, why doesnt he just make his own park? Oh wait their starving thats why.....

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