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Well, Jonathan Livingston was a book devoid of content...and sold very well.

And it was about Gulls, so it wasn't entirely Pointless...

Terpy, who thought some bird of a certain age would note we weren't necessarily speaking of Dennis....

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The dive coaster made me laugh when I first heard it.

Also, somebody on the news said,

"I heard it's gonna be 500 feet tall and its going to have 600 loops,"

I was like, "If you rode that you'd die."

Ugh, people are so ignorant, making stuff up. :rolleyes:

When the guy did say we were getting a dive coaster, I thought, "Yeah? And its gonna be from B&M? At Kings Island?" And I laughed.

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I have heard that they are tareing(sp?) down Vortex and Son of Beast

I heard that If you scream in the helix of The Beast, The Beast will growl back at you haha

I heard that Fof was the fastest rollercoaster in the world

I heard that Disney was buying the parks after Cedar Fair fixed up the parks

Those are just some

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No, more correctly, it was true as to one pond because of electrical problems that have long since been fixed. That being said, guests do not belong in the fountains or ponds, except they skate on the I-Street fountain pool during Winterfest...oh, wait...

Well, as of April 18, they can glide across Swan Lake in a coaster train!

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No one is aware of that incident, which I find interesting, just as nobody was aware of Karl Wallenda's walk in the 70's until his grandson recently walked a tightrope at Kings Island.

Anybody know that an employee has been struck by lightning in the parking-lot before?

i heard something similar (if that one has any basis in truth, this one is probably the usual rumor mill sorta funny addons) that someone was struck in the lot and tried to sue the park for not warning that that might happen in a storm at the park.

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^See #7 here.

#7: Shawn Perkins of Laurel, Ind. Perkins was hit by lightning in the parking lot Paramount's Kings Island amusement park in Mason, Ohio. A classic "act of God", right? No, says Perkins' lawyer. "That would be a lot of people's knee-jerk reaction in these types of situations." The lawyer has filed suit against the amusement park asking unspecified damages, arguing the park should have "warned" people not to be outside during a thunderstorm.
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I heard that The Vortex was sinking.

I also heard a stupid one that said that KI imported all new rides called Invertigo, Flight Deck, Drop Tower, and The Crypt.

And That peaple who own the park designed the rides.

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No, I mean that some peaple think that Drop Zone was demolished and Replaced with Drop Tower, Invertigo was put in the place of Face/Off, Top Gun was torn down and replaced with Flight Deck, and Tomb Raider was shipped back to germany and they sent a new one called the Crypt.

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-the "ghosts" on the Eiffel Tower.

You mean Tower Johnny, and he is not a rumor.

thanks... I'll never get on that again.........

o come on it just makes the ride that much more fun'er cuase of the slim chance encounter it not like the ride is gonna fall over. :rolleyes:

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Regarding the old tv's that play in the queue lines..

Person 1: Ew those tv's look nasty!

Person 2: I heard that the neww lines are suppose to get flat screens!

Person 1: YAY!

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Regarding Firehawk..

Person 1: I heard on the news someone died opening day on this ride!

Person 2: What??

(leaves line)

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And the classic..

Person 1: I heard their getting rid of Votex next year..

Person 2: What for??

Person 1: It's sinking!

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I have heard that they are tareing(sp?) down [....] Son of Beast

That's one rumor I would love to see happen.

You consider your self a coaster enthusiast? Even though I think Ninja at SFOG is possibly the worst coaster ever built, I never want to see it go.

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I love Son of Beast, it's one of the most thrilling and fun rides in the park. The only way I'd be willing to let Son of Beast go, is if Maverick got put in it's place :lol: .

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The funniest one I've heard was that they were going to build a Stratacoaster pretty much like TTD or KDK which ever you perfer, right behind The Beast. :lol:

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The funniest one I've heard was that they were going to build a Stratacoaster pretty much like TTD or KDK which ever you perfer, right behind The Beast. :lol:

That would ruin an atmosphere worse than a Chinese restraunt in a German Building...O wait :lol:

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Ive heard that they are putting SOB's loop on Vortex.

:lol:

Don't START! :lol:

I heard from a kid in line for SoB that they were moving Mean Streak down here and calling it the Uncle of Beast?

I also heared that TTD was coming down here and going where the FX Theatre is once.

Uncle Of Beast?! whats next grandfather of Beast? Sister Of Beast? :lol:

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