marlfox_21 Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 This is just a topic for fun. If you could come up with a slogan for Kings Island to advertise the park for the 2008 season. Keeping in mind the dramatic changes between Paramount and Cedar Fair. What would you come up with? Here is mine. Kings Island: It Looks Better Than in the Movies! Quote
The Interpreter Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 With apologies to Geauga Lake: Kings Island: The Fun Is Back! (because Mr. Kinzel no doubt really does believe it! ) Quote
italianchef Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Kings Island - The Best Amusement Park in the Tri-State! Quote
Alien Seed Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Kings Island: All New names, but we promise there's really Nothing new here. Quote
PKIVortex Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Kings Island, Where The Best of Hollywood Entertainment is Not Playing! Quote
Vortex Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Kings Island: Nothing to see keep moving. Kings Island: It's Play time! Quote
CoastersNSich Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Kings Island. The best park this side of Sandusky! Kings Island. Where thrills are NOT Paramount. Kings Island. Where in 2008, you'll find new ride... names. Kings Island. Visit this year, while you can... (Remember Geauga Lake?) (OK... that's pushing it.) Kings Island. Confirmed: Best coasters in the world! Source: 12-year olds. Kings Island. Our island is a great amusement park surrounded by a body of water called suburban sprawl. Kings Island. Remember, you're in Ohio. NO SMOKING! Kings Island. Birthplace of gravy buffet fanatics! Kings Island Halloween Haunt. If the attractions don't scare you, the lines for them will! Kings Island. You won't find PDAs in our gift shops, but you will find them in our queue lines! Quote
marlfox_21 Posted January 31, 2008 Author Posted January 31, 2008 Kings Island. The best park this side of Sandusky! Kings Island. Where thrills are NOT Paramount. Kings Island. Where in 2008, you'll find new ride... names. Kings Island. Visit this year, while you can... (Remember Geauga Lake?) (OK... that's pushing it.) Kings Island. Confirmed: Best coasters in the world! Source: 12-year olds. Kings Island. Our island is a great amusement park surrounded by a body of water called suburban sprawl. Kings Island. Remember, you're in Ohio. NO SMOKING! Kings Island. Birthplace of gravy buffet fanatics! Kings Island Halloween Haunt. If the attractions don't scare you, the lines for them will! Kings Island. You won't find PDAs in our gift shops, but you will find them in our queue lines! I really got a good laugh out of your Halloween Haunt advertisment. OMG.......that is too funny. Seriously though, anything else. Let's try to not be so negative. Take something like, oh I don't know...top of my head here..... Kings Island: Memories Live Here Quote
Hank Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 King's Island - where the only REALLY new thing is our sign! Quote
PKIVortex Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Kings Island, Home to the Worlds Tallest Gyro Drop, Drop Tower. Quote
Thrill_Biscuit Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Home of "Enclosed: The Coaster", and "Water" Falls! Quote
coaster_junky Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Kings Island: the only bad thing is our new ride names Quote
Browntggrr Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 Kings Island 2008: Eat before you come! Quote
TheKlockster Posted January 31, 2008 Posted January 31, 2008 "Kings Island stole my bike." Thrill Biscuit - your avatar is hilarious. Quote
The Interpreter Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Come to Kings Island And See Der Fair at Oktoberfest! Quote
tubaman Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Kings Island - Confirmed. (Source: www.visitkingsisland.com) Quote
marlfox_21 Posted February 1, 2008 Author Posted February 1, 2008 After reading all of these, I feel really bad for starting this topic. I know that everyone is clearly entitled to their own opinions, and since KICentral is susposed to be viewed closely by the company, it is a good place to let them hear your voice about disliking things. But somehow or another, I feel bad because I feel like I've started a hate trend in what is meant to be a Kings Island fan site. however, best regards to everyone and their opinions m.f. Quote
The Interpreter Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Don't feel badly. The timing was unfortunate, as the rather unfortunate ride names had just been announced, and then came Drop Tower... Besides, when and if only cheery boosting is allowed here, I'm off to greener pastures and more amusing places. And that's true whether "here" is defined as this site or Cedar Fair's parks. Quote
coaster_junky Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Home of "Enclosed: The Coaster", and "Water" Falls! don't give Cedar Fair any ideas Quote
WHODEY2007 Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Kings Island: Something to do while your mom goes to college! Quote
Oldweasel Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Kings Island: Bring your hiking boots-we don't transport you from your car to the front gate. Quote
Tuskin Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Kings Island - That'lll shut her up...for a minute! Quote
marlfox_21 Posted February 1, 2008 Author Posted February 1, 2008 Don't feel badly. The timing was unfortunate, as the rather unfortunate ride names had just been announced, and then came Drop Tower... Besides, when and if only cheery boosting is allowed here, I'm off to greener pastures and more amusing places. And that's true whether "here" is defined as this site or Cedar Fair's parks. True. It would be pretty boring as a dictated place of happiness wouldn't it? In this case..... Kings Island: maroon yourself Kings Island: can you survive, the island Kings Island: a 1st time visitors haven Kings Island: we still have The Beast... Kings Island: Son of Beast is still over 200ft. Kings Island: Home of the Fairly Odd Coaster?!! Quote
DeLorean Rider Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Kings Island: Take physics and you'll know how our rides work. Quote
XGatorHead 8904 Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Don't feel badly. The timing was unfortunate, as the rather unfortunate ride names had just been announced, and then came Drop Tower... OMG...they actually DID change it to Drop Tower! That's the last time I take a week away from this site, I totally missed that news! Now the "Enclosed: The Coaster", and "Water" Falls post from Thrill Biscuit makes sense to me. Quote
PKIVortex Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Don't feel badly. The timing was unfortunate, as the rather unfortunate ride names had just been announced, and then came Drop Tower... OMG...they actually DID change it to Drop Tower! That's the last time I take a week away from this site, I totally missed that news! Now the "Enclosed: The Coaster", and "Water" Falls post from Thrill Biscuit makes sense to me. I think they just changed Drop Zone to Drop Tower yesterday! Really lame name if you ask me. Quote
XGatorHead 8904 Posted February 1, 2008 Posted February 1, 2008 Kings Island: Where the Magic of the Movies Becomes the Lamest Ride Names of a Lifetime! Quote
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