"Mason's Menace Faces Justice."

[bkroz]

http://www.cincinnatimagazine.com/article.aspx?id=86277

Originally posted by PKIDelirium on KIExtreme. I don't want to take the credit. But really, this had to be posted.

[ahank]

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Someone. Anyone. Please tell me this is a joke.

[bkroz]

I'm sure it is. Hahha. It has to be! I posted it with the feeling that it was intentionally hilarious.

[Browntggrr]

That is pretty funny.

[Thrill_Biscuit]

Epic! A most hilarious find!!! This incorrigible little, um, beast needs a dose of coaster boot camp!

[bkroz]

My favorite part:

But once he’s extradited, we plan to disassemble Mr. of Beast and reassemble him in the form of a prison, thereby rendering him self-incarcerated.

[Dvo]

This is pretty good, haha. I'd love to see how CF execs would react to that. Personally I think it's all in good fun.. but I'm not the one writing the checks when it comes time to do something about SoB

[Browntggrr]

This is pretty good, haha. I'd love to see how CF execs would react to that. Personally I think it's all in good fun.. but I'm not the one writing the checks when it comes time to do something about SoB

I really don't think the CF brass cares.

SoB to them is like obtaining a brother-in-law through marriage for us.

It is what it is....

[KI-ORIG-EMP]

Maybe Deters cam sentence some hard core felons to non-stop riding as a condition of their jair term! Heck, maybe even reduce the sentence of some if they ride it!

[Oldiesmann]

That's quite funny

I should get in on that case - I got "abused" pretty badly after bowing to a dare from my sister to ride back seat immediately after riding front seat (back when it still had the loop). Big mistake.

It's a shame the ride has had so many problems. I loved it when it had the loop. Sure it was a rough ride, but that was half the fun in my opinion.

[Braves0511]

My only looping ride was in the backseat, because the people I was with wouldn't take my word that the back was really bad...Turned out not to be bad at all, in my opinion, and I loved it. Good thing too, because next season it was gone.

[Dbfan]

I liked when they said he is a messed up 9 year old because of his father

[Dbfan]

Double Post sorry.

[cedarAfairs]

My favorite part:

But once he's extradited, we plan to disassemble Mr. of Beast and reassemble him in the form of a prison, thereby rendering him self-incarcerated.

That is my new quote of the day. Nice find.

[coaster_junky]

lol, very funny.

here's hoping for a plea deal.

[StalkerChick]

LOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOVE it!! I literally LOL'ed at this...

[TopThrill]

That was good!