HomerJay Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Well, I must say that I had the good fortune to be the first person at the park this morning (other than the employees. . . although they were strangely absent). What good fortune to be there and allowed to park for free!!!! There wasn't even an attendant at the parking gate!!!! I got a spot right in the front row. . . you could even see it from the main gain!!! It was quiet as I walked up to the ticket booth. . . none of the music was playing; I'm guessing they must be updating the soundtrack this year (any updates??? INFO NEEDED ON SOUNDTRACK!!) But imagine the glee in my eyes when I saw that there were NO RIDES that were broken down on the list!!!! Alright!! And it was 10:00 but there were no lines at all!!! Man, it was going to be a good day. But the strangest thing. . . the gates were shut!!! The ticket windows were empty!! The park was closed!!! I know I'm probably spreading rumor but I MUST KNOW!!! Has Cedar Fair bought and closed down PKI!!!??? I heard someone died on SOB by having their head decaptitated when they stood up. They wouldn't change the park for that. Or are they cleaning up from Easterfest this year (I heard a rumor that it might come back!) Or did the fire at the Italian Job warehouse damage the park more. . . or maybe. . . maybe it's a seceret. . . maybe they closed the park because they don't want us to see the construction on the top-secret RETURN OF THE KING COBRA:Vortex2!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Bowser Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Sorry No KC2,Vortex 2...PKI is closed until this weekend thats why no rides were working or why most employees arent there..No CF is not buying PKI,no one died on SOB, there was no fire in ij:st...the park is CLOSED until this weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SixFlagsMasta Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 well i sure hope you're joking but if not here's the explanation. no CF has not bought PKI. the park was closed today which is why you found no workers there and the gates closed. PKI opens for the public on April 9 (this saturday). um..so yea i seriously hope you were joking though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Legend Rider Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 I died on SoB, but according to Klockster, I have ridden the Jackhammer train, so that is why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJay Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 Yeah, I was joking :-) Just was sitting around bored and I thought it would be a fun post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
familyman Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 You need a hobby man. There are better things to do on the internet than post topics like this on here. If you would have done this on April 1st I would have said yea ok...funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HomerJay Posted April 6, 2005 Author Share Posted April 6, 2005 Aw, lighten up, it's just a joke. And it was only a joke about an amusement park! It's not like I made a joke about the Pope dying or anything! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoddaH1994 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 I bet this has actually happened to a lot of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Everybody was at SFKK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIBeast Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Actually, Homer Jay, terrorists blew up SOB into a pile of toothpics. You can now find them on ebay for a price of $10,000 for each toothpick made from SOB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKlockster Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 I died on SoB, but according to Klockster, I have ridden the Jackhammer train, so that is why. Indeed. Here is the problem though. Now that they have done maintenence on the trains, and taken them apart and put them back together - they have mixed them up. It will take a few rides to figure out which was which. The ride I took Friday night was ultra-smooth though, so Ill have to try the other train and see how it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoddaH1994 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Everybody was at SFKK. lol... actually after reading his discription, I thought maybe he had made a wrong turn and ended up at SFKK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Player Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 Everybody was at SFKK. lol... actually after reading his discription, I thought maybe he had made a wrong turn and ended up at SFKK. The parking lot at KK was packed. I have seen pretty days at PKI been dead. One friday night when the park closed at midnight last year I got to the park and had walk-ons all night. It was warm and no rain or anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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