NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Please, anything but that, ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!! (goes into the corner, wraps into a little ball, and rocks back and forth, while wimpering.)
Also.......
(spoken in a really bad british accent)
Oh, we must meet each other some time, don't you think old lad, pip pip, cheerio and all that rot!
other person with no accent: Uhhhhhhhhh, exactly what are you doing?
Me (bad british accent): Oh hush up you mackerel kicker!
Other person with no accent: Okay, so I'm going to walk away now.