Existential

Can't wait to ride it though...is what I meant before going on about things.

It looks like a tobogan ride...that used to make the fair circuits and little grocery store parking lot carnivals in the late 70s and early eighties. I loved it...and it broke my back in 19 pieces. Not really...but man did tobogans hurt...even as a carefree kid. Even when you were seven...and there was no ride height...you felt fifty back at even that age on those torture chambers of collapsable coasters. Oh man the memories.

Has the great pumpkin come? What did he leave us? Did he leave us any track? I guess we were robbed...I waited all night by a stupid coaster cam...and all that came was a beagle.

I donate my money to liquor companies...because I live in Ohio. So do most of the panhandlers... Or so I am told. Edit: I was going for a rim shot. Not to be offensive...to those that may take offense. It sucks you have to post crap like that.

I'm already in line bro... But I live I Columbus. So if you are closer...you may just got me on this. But...I'm still in line first by default. I called it. The virtual line anymore is a priority. Mark it dude.

If I get in line now...would KI let me...let it go viral...get the publicity...let me have a tent...and a heater. And almost importantly?...let me go first.? But I got to work. Which is important I guess. So they would have to pay me my wages... Alright Don... you twisted my arm. I'm in.

And now for something completely different...

Will there be porta-jons amongst the tombstones...mid-ride ...Don?

^^ Literally crappy for that matter.

I think the crew tipped over a Porto John while someone was in it... That was all they scheduled today.

Well played home star. I laughed. I can't quote because of this cursed mobile app...or rather. I am being lazy.

I came off as an ass...although I meant that in jest. Sorry Don. It holds no bearings on my enjoyment. I know it wasn't your doing.

Sounds like Die Hard 2 man. You sure you didn't get your trip report mixed up with the movie?

Wut? Nothing screams 'Action Zone' like a halfassed painted compass of sorts. You will be missed halfassed painted compass of bewonderment. How will we, as patrons find our way towards Flight Deck and Coney Mall now???

Or just have it extend out over the parking lot and call it a day...

If you spend 20 some million....spend the next hundred thousand on some scenery please. (Im not speaking of fountain concourses and elaborate theming like The Swarm.) I know the tombstones are a go...but man. Its the final nail in the coffin of greatness on rides so to speak. A-ha. Make them great...not good. In no way am I speaking of Banshee...its not even done of course...I just mean in general.

I didn't call anything out bro...and was poking fun at the absurd. It wasnt me man. Which I always do on boards I like. Take a moment to breathe. Its all good. I dig most everyone here... It was just a crap post to get everyone united. No worries and I didn't mean to push buttons. The internet is all a joyous children's book. Read and forget.

What's with people dictating what other people talk about? Especially when the debacle is over with? We wanna talk; set things straight, and give our opinions or arguments. WE care. Same reason why I responded to you calling it out.

What's with this floor dropping nonsense? Who cares? The coaster experts have it formulated. We are seeing new invert trains that tilt like wing riders. I'm sure the trains will only drag your feet scraping on the ground for 2-3 seconds. Suck it up man and ride. Take some metal shoes. Get your feet amputated or something beforehand. I thought we are enthusiasts and not a geriatric council for bingo man. You don't need feet. Walk on your calves if you have to. You are coaster clubbers! Now get in there and give me twenty....rides!

Those pesky leaves have fluttered far away by Winter's Wind...allowing unobstructed views of the Banshee's twists and bends.

I'm not in the least bit questioning your knowledge of the situation...in fact I agree...why change when most of the public doesn't care? Its free money for crap offerings. Which is why I don't understand the gourmet chef aspect. Changing just a few offerings? Which is why I suggested the food carts. Small and capable. Cheap and profitable.

I ate a pretzel the last time I was there terp. All day. There wasn't food for me...and I had to eat. I could have spent 30 bucks on food easy...but there was no offerings for my taste. I know I am the 10 percent though.

True for sure...and I thought about that...but in what role would the gourmet overseer play then? The majority of the public must not care.

I understand that terp...but those are bigger entities, taking up unneeded space and supplying a product that is less than healthy and in some cases, not even delictable...(alright...you got me on graeters...it is delicious to most). I wasn't too serious...until I thought about it. And in most cases...not even being a foodie at all...I would prefer the new found food carts to all the pretzel and nacho stands. It helps the local entrepreneur and offers better food options at much less real estate and with a higher intake of money. It was just off the top of my dome. No thinking involved obviously.

Get rid of all food vendors, lease space to gourmet food carts, take commission off the top. Everyone wins. Use that space for souvenirs and other attractions. Or not. I'm not in the amusement park business just logistics...