PKIVortex Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 That is hilarious, but true all at the same time. I know CF could have came up with much better names then they did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alien Seed Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Kings Island: Soon to be called Cedar Fair Amusement Area # 472 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vortex Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Kings Island: Yes we have lame ride names! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raptor66 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Don't feel badly. The timing was unfortunate, as the rather unfortunate ride names had just been announced, and then came Drop Tower... OMG...they actually DID change it to Drop Tower! That's the last time I take a week away from this site, I totally missed that news! Now the "Enclosed: The Coaster", and "Water" Falls post from Thrill Biscuit makes sense to me. I just noticed that too! What a terrible name! Worse than Flight Deck, IMO. Thats equivalent to naming a roller coaster, "Roller Coaster." (Yes, I am aware there are rides with that name.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cory Butcher Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Kings Island: At least we still don't have a Beaver Land Mine Ride! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomkatt7 Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Kings Island- Come Together, or Ride Alone! ( A play on Lost's Live together or die alone slogan.) Remember, they're on an island too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dvo Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 Kings Island: Soon to be called Cedar Fair Amusement Area # 472 King's Island: Spongebob is still here! We Promise! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JAHill Posted February 1, 2008 Share Posted February 1, 2008 This Could work... if Pepsi didnt copyright this: Kings Island:"New Look. Same Great Taste." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlfox_21 Posted February 4, 2008 Author Share Posted February 4, 2008 Kings Island: How long has it been, since you've been to the Island? Cast Away to the Island What will you discover...On the Island? Kings Island: It's good to be King! Let yourself go Family fun for all your little Kings and Queens Isn't it time you went to the Island These are just a few ideas that popped into my head, to help bring an end to my current silent streak of boredom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ogrmac Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Kings Island - That'lll shut her up...for a minute! Cracking me up! Reminds me of last summer when I was begging my boyfriend to get up so we could go to the park. His response? "If I go will you shut up?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stremmefan Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Kings Island: Bring your hiking boots-we don't transport you from your car to the front gate. [/q They use to have a trolley that did take you to the front gate. What ever happened to it????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKIVortex Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Kings Island used the "Let Yourself Go" slogan in 1992. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Browntggrr Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Kings Island: At least we still don't have a Beaver Land Mine Ride! That had to be one of the best ride names of all time. Perhaps more fitting for a place like Las Vegas, than GL. But still a classic name! I have this vision of Dick Kinzel smacking a person upside the head at the former grand opening for GL and saying: "What the hell were you thinking?!?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIBeast Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Kings Island: We're better than Six Flags! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gordon Bombay Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 lol better than Six Flags? I don't know, there are a few Six Flags parks that are very, very nice. -Gordon Bombay, who looks forward to going to SFOG in the spring and SFGADV in the summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KIBeast Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 ^That was really just sarcasm. I am very interested in going to SFOG and SFGADV in the very near future, just not this year. I am so excited about going to Dorney and possibly Kings Dominion. I'll get my money's worth out of my CF pass fo sho. I'll of course be hitting up KI 3-4 times and CP at least once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrill_Biscuit Posted February 5, 2008 Share Posted February 5, 2008 Some more ideas...(categorized this time) Imaginative: "Kings Island: Dream Here!" Fifth Grade: "Kings Island: Come Have Fun!" Eastern Philosophical: "Kings Island: Harmoniously Enjoy Super Happy Land!" Cliché or Bad Pun: "Kings Island: Fun from Coaster to Coaster!" Classic MTV: Kings Island: "Tweedle Deedle Dee, Wubba, Wubba, Wubba" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
marlfox_21 Posted February 5, 2008 Author Share Posted February 5, 2008 Well, having just gotten back from the park on today ( My BIRTHDAY!!!! ) I just had to add a few more to this list. Kings Island: Bikini Bottom is Here!!!! Take your plunge today!!!! <--not serious Kings Island: What Would SpongeBob do? Kings Island: BIGGER, BETTER, SPONGIER!!!! Kings Island: It's Paramount!!!! Kings Island: Feel like Royalty! Kings Island: Our Tickets are cheaper than Driving Here. Kings Island: Need Gas Money?..APPLY TODAY! Kings Island: What will you do today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2BMasterofK.I._29 Posted February 7, 2008 Share Posted February 7, 2008 Kings Island- Go Royal Kings Island- Excel Yourself Kings Island- Memories that last a Lifetime Kings Island- Chain of Memories ( this obviously came from Kingdom Hearts ) Kings Island- For all your little Beauties and Beasts Kings Island- Do Something New Today Kings Island- What will you do Today? Kings Island- Go a little Higher Kings Island- Smiles..to go These comments are just a few of the best that I have managed to think of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
king_cobra_27 Posted February 8, 2008 Share Posted February 8, 2008 Kings Island Get the "P" out of your system "p" is for paramount Kings Island YES, IT's REAL, THE PARAMOUNT IS FINALLY GONE...IT'S NOT JUST A DREAM Kings Island CLICKED IT's HEALS TOGETHER 3 TIMES, and said "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME" and the Paramount went away. Following these events, all was again right with the world. Kings Island....Our new names may be kinda slackish, but will never add up to the amount of damage done to the park by Paramount Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast1979 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Kings Island - That's right, no paramount, get over it! Kings Island - There's ONE decent name! Kings Island - It's not huge, it's PARAMOUNT! Kings Island - Thank the lord it ain't Six Flags! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Interpreter Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 ...Kings Island - Thank the lord it ain't Six Flags! Yep, we sure wouldn't want any new wood coasters in 2008 like at Six Flags St. Louis, nor a steel mouse in a box like at three Six Flags parks, including Great Adventure, now would we? Nor would we want a Nitro or a Goliath like at Six Flags Over Georgia...nor Holiday in the Park like at Six Flags Over Texas and other Flags parks... What was it you said again? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast1979 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 ^Every company has it's cons AND pros. Nitro and Goliath are unuique, thats true. But there are some cons to Six Flags. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thrill_Biscuit Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 To quote Mr. Krabs..."More!" Kings Island: Get All Loopy! Kings Island: A Very Brady Experience Kings Island: We've Got Blue Ice Cream! Kings Island: No Monorails! Kings Island: Come See Our Amazing Goose Exhibit! Kings Island: Ahhhhhhh Kings Island: Our Castle's a Green Tower! Kings Island: Come See Our Amazing Bumblebee Exhibit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westcoaster Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 RideNSlide all day long Oh what fun! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
westcoaster Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 House of Mouse no need to fly the Island is right here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beast1979 Posted February 9, 2008 Share Posted February 9, 2008 Kings Island - No Island Here.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Avatar Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 ^Actually there is some island at KI, it came from Coney Island. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coaster_junky Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 They use to have a trolley that did take you to the front gate. What ever happened to it????? they're rusting in the parking lot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
italianchef Posted February 10, 2008 Share Posted February 10, 2008 Kings Island - because a president has to be elected every 4 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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