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Saw this at Screamscape, Seriously they must be kidding???

(Insert economy joke here.)

Oh, how I love that daffy Screamscape!

You can get the "Marge Simpson" and get on any ride you want!!!

I agree Wholeheartedly. W.T.F.

I even thought the video game was a bit overboard....but really Six Flags?

It's for kids...so it's not like adults will be going there.

Not a terrible idea, I guess, especially since isn't Six Flags more or less licensing their brand to franchisee's in the same way Great Clips does??

Also, despite what Screamscape says, Hartford isn't that far from SFNE, which is widely popular in those parts.

Could you imagine the danger of getting your haircut while ridding a coaster? Talk about getting your ears lowered.

Gives a new definition to the term "head chopper".

This is just plain odd. Maybe it's part of some sort of viral campaign? For what exactly, I have no idea but this just sounds to weird to be true.

http://coastercuts.com/

This has to be a joke.

Well, the number on the website actually works, they give directions, employment information, and an inbox! This is starting to look like it's not a joke at all! "For an all new hair-raising experience!"- The recorded message on the phone told me!

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This was extremely necessary.

"Welcome to CoasterCuts! What can I do for ya today?"

"I want a Mr. Six!"

Hmmm. Messrs Snyder and Shapiro sent Mr. Six packing. And the stock has since taken a haircut.

Terpy, who just HAD to

Hmmm. Messrs Snyder and Shapiro sent Mr. Six packing. And the stock has since taken a haircut.

Terpy, who just HAD to

And it wasn't just "A little off the top!"

Cory, who HAD to follow up

Hmmm. Messrs Snyder and Shapiro sent Mr. Six packing. And the stock has since taken a haircut.

Terpy, who just HAD to

Terpy, keep in mind I'm still relatively a newbie enthusiast, but based on what I remember, was it determined that Mr. Six was actually a women?? And she got outed when some Six Flags HR form got leaked on the internet that showed a woman's name and in the job description it said "Mr. Six"!? Am I even coming close here?!?

Mr. Six was played by Danny Teeson (Queer Eye for the Straight Girl).

^^Ok, that's where I maybe got the girl part from!!

Still, I don't understand what the big deal was with concealing his identity??

I mean, Verizon should just tell us who the "Can you hear me now?" guy is already!!