Perhaps because it is so catty!

Ok, so get this. I recently drank a large vault in approximately 10 seconds. Being the idiot I am, I got on monster. I started to feel sick so I went over to a picnic table near monster for about 5 minutes. Bored, I headed towards Vortex and got in the front row of one of the middle cars. This was my second time on Vortex, so I was excited! I made it through the ride ok, but on the final section of brakes before the station, I covered my mouth. My friend next to me told me to throw up out the side but with the OTSR I was unable. It let loose like a cannon and nailed the guy in front of me. The guy behind me congradulated me for holding it in, probably so he didn't get hit and his girlfriend was screaming to let her off of it. The first aid truck comes and tells me I can get a free t-shirt in the front. I walk instead of taking the truck like a fool and when I get to GR the kid I peucked (is that how it's spelled?) is there with his sister. While I'm getting my free Diamondback first rider shirt, his sister glares at me. I was laughing since I felt fine now and pretended to throw up again. Me and my friend couldn't stop laughing for hours!

So, if you puke you get a free t-shirt? I'll have to remember this...!

Perhaps because it is so catty!

Lol, also very funny

Haha glad you guys find it amusing as well!