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What's the WORST amusement park comercial you've ever seen?

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So what is the worst amusement park comercial YOU"VE seen? Just embed it from youtube and enjoy!

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I think it was just my first impression on the music of the CP commercial that makes me hate it...the first time i saw it on channel 3 i thought they were saying "get away get away get away from me"

I think I've seen Kings Island commercials with the same music.

Yes the second one is pretty bad. The guy sounds sad or frightened at the end.

The worst commercial for an amusement park I've ever seen was for Palace Playland in Maine. Just cheap. Had a gross-looking clown just standing in front of a blue screen, waving like she's trying to catch a cab in Manhattan, with video clips of disappointed-looking kids on a marry-go-round or something, and unattractive beach goers eating greasy looking food, etc. flashing by in the background. They've probably gotten a new one by now, but it was pretty bad.

The GL one was scary. Nuff said.

You think that GL commercial was scary!? Watch this one!

I never see KI commercials in Indy but I see CP, GL, SFGAm, HW, IB, SFKK, and SFStl commercials! I had a dream last night about a Diamondback commercial! It said very little about Diamondback, they just said "New for 2009 is the brand new Diamondback! But who cares about that!? We have a used over rated Vekoma, Come ride Firehawk!" Very odd...

^^KI commercials are what I see MOST in Indy!!

I only have seen KI commercials very few times. I remember seeing a few "Get Away" Style ones 08 season, 07 I didn't see any, I remember seeing Boomerang Bay concept ones and ones advertising Backlot.

The GL one was scary. Nuff said.

You think that GL commercial was scary!? Watch this one!

I never see KI commercials in Indy but I see CP, GL, SFGAm, HW, IB, SFKK, and SFStl commercials! I had a dream last night about a Diamondback commercial! It said very little about Diamondback, they just said "New for 2009 is the brand new Diamondback! But who cares about that!? We have a used over rated Vekoma, Come ride Firehawk!" Very odd...

Cool!!!

That was the first commercial that ever made me want to go to GL.....Oh well, too late.

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Now this one is kinda cheap

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Now this one is kinda cheap

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They did the same one for Kings Island this past year. I absolutely can not stand that commercial. The description the guy gives of the heat makes me cringe, like fingers on a chalkboard.

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now this is just plain dumb

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I just uploaded this one, I kinda like it.

I always wondered how the shoes ended up on the power lines

EDIT: Link not working.

But it was a weird Gemini commercial.

Random Images!

Cedar Point had intresting ads in the 80's.

Was this the ad angry beaver?

Random Images!

Cedar Point had intresting ads in the 80's.

Was this the ad angry beaver?

Yes that was it, it doesn't make any sense to me.

^^KI commercials are what I see MOST in Indy!!

I only have seen KI commercials very few times. I remember seeing a few "Get Away" Style ones 08 season, 07 I didn't see any, I remember seeing Boomerang Bay concept ones and ones advertising Backlot.

I guess you weren't watching the right channels then?? In 07 there were KI Ride Warriors commercials and the "Fly like a plane" Firehawk commercials...I saw them most on both channel 4 (CW/WTTV) and 59 (Fox) particularly during their afternoon syndication programming like Still Standing/What I Like About You or Simpons/Seinfeld on Fox, and during CW primetime programming like Gossip...you couldn't miss 'em!!

I'll be interested to see the 09 Diamondback commercials in the Indy market!! Needless to say D-back awareness in Indy is zilch at the moment, and come May many Indy'ers when they see the new KI commercials will be like WTF??? :lol:

I love that GL commercial. "This is my jam." Made my day.

The GL one was scary. Nuff said.

You think that GL commercial was scary!? Watch this one!

:lol: My sides hurt! Oh, man I needed a good laugh. Thanks!

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I think this commercial is really really wierd

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NEW for 1990! Disaster Transport!

Wouldnt that have been for DIspatch mASTER TRANSPORT. Haha!

I cant believe no one has posted this one yet.

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The Beast

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That animated commercial was one of the best! Nowhere near as bad as the GL family commercial. I can remember a commercial for KI that featured Dick Van Dyke that was a bit cheesy. It was back in the 70s.

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