Woman Getting Married to Fairground Ride

[goofywdw]

Full story is here.

“I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we’ll be together forever,” she said.

How does she know it's a male?

[The Interpreter]

She doesn't. She may be in for a surprise after the wedding. And if the marriage ever becomes disjointed, the connection may be severed.

This is even being reported in Africa. The report here is less than kind:

...The 33-year-old Amy Wolfe, who suffers from 'objectum sexuality' or 'objectophilia', first saw the ride some 20 years ago, and has been besotted ever since, reports The Sun....

I wasn't freaked out as it just felt so natural but I didn't tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn't 'normal' to have feelings for a fairground ride."

Wolfe plans to marry the ride, named 1001 Nachts, and take the surname 'Weber', the manufacturer's title.

"I tell him how much I've missed him and what I've been up to since my last visit. And I kiss the bits I can reach. The staff are really understanding."

http://news.iafrica.com/quirky/1847901.htm

[Dvo]

Wow. So who's changing their last name to Mabillard any time soon?

...

*smacks forehead*

[RollerNut]

Is it legally possible to marry an object?

[FriedOreoGirl]

i guess the real question is does the ride talk back to her and tell her about "its" day... if so she needs to be commited.

[XGatorHead 8904]

She now sleeps with a picture of the ride on her ceiling and carries its spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it.

How did she get spare nuts and bolts from the ride?

Whenever I get around to going to Knoebel's (planned for next year), I'll have to avoid this ride. I don't want to have the ride cheat on its spouse with me! But then...

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

[VortexJunkie]

Is it legally possible to marry an object?

If it's not legal to marry a human that shares your gender then it better not be legal to marry an object. At the very least she should own the object she wishes to marry. Do you think the best man will be the tilt-a-whirl or the zipper?

[csikoth]

[JAHill]

"I take thee - to have, and to hold, from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health... well.. erm.. I mean.. when you're broken down and not broken down..."

[csikoth]

I tried to add this link. I am not too tech savy.

[FriedOreoGirl]

I tried to add this link. I am not too tech savy.

wow im speechless. well " i love him for the narrowess of his jibbs"

[csikoth]

I guess thats getting up close and personal with your favorite ride.

[HTCO]

I tried to add this link. I am not too tech savy.

Here you go:

[Brandon]

She claims to believe they share a fulfilling physical and spiritual relationship and does not get jealous when other people ride it.

She might not get jealous when other people ride it, but what if they were to say something like " I love that ride."? Would she not get mad then? Also, do you thinks she like, kisses the ride?

[goofywdw]

^If you watch the video posted above that person kisses the ride and smears all the grease over their face.

[The Interpreter]

As I quoted in the next to last sentence of the article from Africa I posted:

...And I kiss the bits I can reach. ...

[JAHill]

Seeing that portion of the video made me feel very uncomfortable.

[FriedOreoGirl]

Seeing that portion of the video made me feel very uncomfortable.

i have to agree with you.

[FriedOreoGirl]

Full story is here.

"I love him as much as women love their husbands and know we'll be together forever," she said.

How does she know it's a male?

becasue they have been intimate it seems.

[trint2004]

WOW!!! And i thought i was weird, thinking i was going to tattoo The Vortex to my back cuz i love the ride so much, apparemtly i need to touch it in the happy place to show how much i love it.....

[HTCO]

This is so wrong. On so many levels.

[TH13TEEN]

Uhhhhhhhhh... Thats not weird at all. (Sarcastic!)

[FriedOreoGirl]

omg this is just to weird. i just have to get this back o the top to be sure everyone sees this... its insane so BUMP

[Fear the Four]

People are so freaky these days.

[DropZone99]

I told my mom about it and she said "I'm surprised your not wanting to marry Diamondback..."

[dare-to-fly]

becasue they have been intimate it seems.

They already mentioned that she has nuts and bolts from the ride.

I thought I was borderline insane for talking to The Beast...and singing him the occasional lullaby.

[KIfan1980]

I told my mom about it and she said "I'm surprised your not wanting to marry Diamondback..."

He'd have to fight at least one other member (#4155) of KIC who gives Diamondback lift hill supports big hugs - I remember a picture in a PTR somewhere but couldn't find it

[upstop]

First of all Knobels must be thrilled that this freak has married their ride. Question is can they be sued if they decide to dismantal her husband?

The article states that she "carries it's spare nuts and bolts around to feel closer to it"......sounds like a legitimate marriage to me!

[gigacoaster2k]

At least she wasn't all up on my Millie.. I'd have to take my earrings out and kick her ***!

[rotag]

ZOMG gigga, i could see you do that.