DegenRider Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 (edited) With the bickering going on in the new for 2004 forum Aaron and I forgot I had a time machine. Well I went ahead and dusted it off. Got rid of the porn I have been stashing inside it and got In. I started it up but I was a bit delayed I didn't have any fuel. I had to goto Villain supply for some nuclear products and 2 inept guards for the price of 1. Its off to late Aug 2003. I arrive just in time for the annoucement. Now using the Bill and Ted anything I say happens theory I snag myself a VIP pass and await the press conference. The annoucement is taking place by The Racer Infact its right in front of the entrance. Jeff Siebert takes the stand. I take a photo and stroke my camera lovingly. Jeff starts to speak I listen in Jeff: Ladies and gentlemen welcome. Today we will be telling you what 2004 brings instore for the park. I look around and its being carried on every Television in the park. Jeff: Today we announce the new ride for 2004 Ladies and gentlemen I present to you............... He stopps actors that are dressed as borg come out then people dressed in starfleet garb fight them. They fight the borg off and then theres a explosion and we see the ride in all its glory. Jeff: I present to you from S&S sports power in Utah. STAR TREK WARP CORE ESCAPE! Random person: WHAT THE H*LL WE WANTED A COASTER Another random person: WHAT THE F*ck man. I say we burn this place to the ground! More enthueasts hear this: BURN BURN! We want a coaster not some Greatly themed and exciting attraction that will give us more thirllls and attract more people! I run away. This Isn't good. The mob sees me and they are going to attack. MOB: HE was right! BURN SOBRIDER! BURN! HIM! I didn't think I could escape and then heroicly out of nowhere Jeff Siebert runs out and rescues me from the mob. Jeff: Are you alright sir? I was in shock Jeff he rescued me how sweet! We started running away. Then we see the horror of all horrors they have torched The Racers! We go back to his office. His office is well protected as security and PKI police are outside the door. Jeff: I have been saving this for just such a occasion. Racers will be better than ever! He puts a key into a place on the wall and it opens and out comes John Allen. Jeff: Park made darn sure he was cloned and his brain transplanted to this body. We find out that they have tried to torch The Beast but the crew has held them back. All important personal are to be taken by a chopper out of here. Jeff had me taken with them. We flew over the park. It was pure chaos. The tower had started to burn! I asked how it could and Jeff told me that the paint was quite flamable but the mob that had gathered around it will most likely be dead or really sick anyways cause the paint had lead in in it. I was escorted home by police. Luckily I wasn't there at the time so I was safe. The me that was there before remembered to get the time machine and put it back in its spot. I used it to go forward 2 years. In all I found out that The Racers had been destroyed but where rebuilt as the 1st hyper wooden racers ever. They were done by S&S wood so they were done right. The tower has suffered minor damage and was repainted. Aaron was slated to start college soon and he was shutting down PKIU. I on the other hand was missing and delared dead due to the fact that I forgot to come back to today. I corrected that error. Now that error has been fixed who knows what the timeline will hold. Events were changed and who knows what tomarrow holds. I can tell you this its not a rollercoaster. Disclaimer: All events are Truthful everything is based on a true story of what can happen. We do have the power to shape the future. We can be who we want to be. We can choose our own name and our own future togeather or some crap like you heard at the end of sons of liberty. Sobriders Adventures in time and time travel experence is © Sobrider May not be copied or resued in anyway shape for form. Edited January 1, 1970 by sobrider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaron Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Haha, great story sobrider. Those coaster enthusiasts sure do get easily ****ed off when the park does something that's good for the business instead of what's good for enthusiasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xx2cansamxX Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Good Story. I hope your wrong though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shadow2k3 Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 (edited) Interesting story. Nicely done. But you know what sobrider? I liked MGS2: SOL. Just because Snake wasn't playable through a good chunk of it doesn't make the game bad. The gameplay is still there, and that's all that should matter. If Otacon were playable instead of Snake, I'd still play it. ::End Video Game Rant:: Anywhoo, I hope that doesn't turn out to be true. I would really like to see a coaster instead of a flat. Flats are nice, but people come for coasters. Well, a good chunk of them at least. Let's just hope they announce soon, for i'm getting a little antsy myself. LOL... ~Shadow~ Edited January 1, 1970 by shadow2k3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StXBomber Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Same here! I mean, it's August, and we're getting close to weekend only operation. We have seen nothing. The announcement should be soon (I hope), but with this late announcement, it doesn't seem like it will be a coaster. I mean, didn't they announce SoB pretty early in the year? It's hard to hide construction of a coaster, so they announce them earlier. I hope we do get a coaster soon, but I agree with SoBRider, it doesn't look like this year will be a coaster. But hey, who knows, maybe they just got lazy . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teenageninja Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 We've been saying for a while that there probably won't be a coaster this year. I can almost guarantee it will be a wet year in 2004. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scooby_Doo Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 Great story sobrider I agree i want a coaster but i will be happy with what pki gets for 2004! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bingog34 Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 I won't... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Designerbuilder Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 I hope we get a coaster. STxbomber don't you work there. If you do try to find out some stuff. And SOB was annouced earlier cause wooden coasters take longer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Beastfreak Posted August 10, 2003 Share Posted August 10, 2003 They could have started building and announced much later. Other parks do that. People tell people that the park is building something. It gets attention from the guests and the park didn't have to spend a dime to tell people. Then inform everyone on what is actually to come to get them even more excited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StXBomber Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 I hope we get a coaster. STxbomber don't you work there. If you do try to find out some stuff. And SOB was annouced earlier cause wooden coasters take longer. If I did find out what the new ride is, I wouldn't be able to tell you. Confidentiality stuff. Yes, wooden coasters take longer, but steel takes a long time also. Not as long, but still longer than a flat. I do hope we get a coaster soon, like the next few years. With Reptar being the last coaster, we need a new big one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fusion Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 I hope its a unique coaster / ride. If it's a coaster, maybe a B&M flyer or a floorless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenRider Posted August 11, 2003 Author Share Posted August 11, 2003 I went ahead in TIME ITS NOT! Theres tons of water but not a drop to drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fusion Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 (edited) I know, I believe you. Edited January 1, 1970 by fusiondude09 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoddaH1994 Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 (edited) "Water water everywhere but not a drop to drink." -'Rhyme of the Ancient Mariner' Samuel Taylor Coleridge So this water, will someone be submerged in it, or will they be floating on it in some sort of craft? Edited January 1, 1970 by BoddaH1994 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenRider Posted August 11, 2003 Author Share Posted August 11, 2003 You figured it out good show old chap But I am not going to give it all away just yet. Yes we can make a game out of this More clues later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoddaH1994 Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 awww, come on! I like this game. Give me another clue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mars1825 Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 (edited) To make you all stop complaining and to make you happy too, I guaran-darn-tee that PKI will build a coaster in 2005. Quote me on that because I am sure of it. Are you guys happy now? As for a clue about 2004: Moderate. Edited January 1, 1970 by mars1825 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Fusion Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 This year they added a thrill and a family ride. Next year will be moderate, as mars said. The year after that is gonna be a thrill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPcobra Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 (edited) What is with all the terms that peeps use with water ive heard. "Gallons of wet stuff is what we see" "Tons of water for all to enjoy" and now "lots of water but not a drop to drink" why don't you just say we are getting more added to the waterpark. Edited January 1, 1970 by RIPcobra Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfrevenge Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 I got the feeling they are gonna build a coaster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenRider Posted August 11, 2003 Author Share Posted August 11, 2003 That feeling maybe cancer you may wanna seek a medical professional. As for RIPcobra you are no fun. Another clue. ______is falling down _____ is falling down _____ is being moved around My fair lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyatuc Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 Did you mean: ________ is falling down, falling down, falling down. ________ is falling down, my fair lady! ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfrevenge Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 I know they are gonna build a coaster at the Fair lady called Statue of Liberty. Jk. HMMMMMMM....... A brand new hyper coaster that twists!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenRider Posted August 11, 2003 Author Share Posted August 11, 2003 No coaster. Another hint last one sucked Sand pit net ball Big metal move Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfrevenge Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 A coaster that has quicksand as a theme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DegenRider Posted August 11, 2003 Author Share Posted August 11, 2003 No coaster it is not. More clues Suspended no more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfrevenge Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 (edited) a suspended coaster so that means that The Bat RETURNS rumor is true. Thanks for the info sobrider!!!this rules Edited January 1, 1970 by Pfrevenge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StXBomber Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 (edited) wow... some people can't even figure out the easiest clues... I hope this one is true. I wish they would use that land better than Top Gun is. Edited January 1, 1970 by StXBomber Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfrevenge Posted August 11, 2003 Share Posted August 11, 2003 ohhh they are gonna destroy top gun and build a really good suspended ride. Thanks for the info guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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